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View Poll Results: I am ____ years older than my YOUNGEST child/stepchild/etc.
0-14 years. My high school teacher was hot. 4 3.01%
15-19 years. I was a teenage were-parent. 4 3.01%
20-24 years. I'll be an empty nester at a convenient age. 19 14.29%
25-29 years. I'm old school on the parenting. 23 17.29%
30-34 years. I wanted to be established. 45 33.83%
35-39 years. I wanted to be really established. 20 15.04%
40-44 years. I had to run a two-minute drill on the biological clock. 4 3.01%
45-49 years. I'm more virile than I could have imagined. 1 0.75%
50-54 years. I'm like one of those celebrities who marries a college girl. 2 1.50%
55-59 years. My high school student was hot. 0 0%
60+ years. I'm a genetic freak. 0 0%
I have not yet finished breeding, so my youngest isn't born yet. 9 6.77%
I don't assign ages to my children. It limits their imagination. 1 0.75%
I cannot do the math to calculate this. 1 0.75%
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Old 11-23-2015, 10:49 PM  
Rain Man Rain Man is offline
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The age of your youngest child

I did a study a while back where I was looking at the ages of parents of young children, and I was surprised at how many parents of pre-schoolers were 40+ years old. I'm curious if the community was a fluke or if it's common.

So...poll coming. How much older are you than your YOUNGEST child? Poll crowning soon from the poll birth canal.


Rule: Your youngest may be a natural child, stepchild, or some other child relationship.

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Old 11-24-2015, 05:52 AM   #16
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I'm 42, my youngest is 16, my oldest would have been 22.
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Old 11-24-2015, 06:11 AM   #17
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I'm 42, my youngest is 16, my oldest would have been 22.


God bless you man.
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Old 11-24-2015, 06:21 AM   #18
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God bless you man.
Thanks brotha!
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Old 11-24-2015, 07:29 AM   #19
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Old 11-24-2015, 07:29 AM   #20
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Old 11-24-2015, 07:35 AM   #21
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I'm 35 and don't have kids yet, so when I do I'll be up there. My dad, though, was 37 shortly turning 38 when I was born.
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Old 11-24-2015, 07:36 AM   #22
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I never married his mom. I'm glad of that because I had him as much as I wanted, which was almost every weekend and most weekdays he was out of school. He'll be 17 next month. I have all of these memories of just him and me that I cherish so much.

And due to my condition and my life now I only get to see him a few weeks a year, but we communicate every day.
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Old 11-24-2015, 07:37 AM   #23
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I had a baby 8 weeks ago at 36. No pain medication for my 4th Casearean and back at work 4 days after discharge.

It's bullshit that physically we should be having kids in our 20s when mentally we'd be better off waiting till much later.
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Old 11-24-2015, 07:56 AM   #24
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Old 11-24-2015, 07:59 AM   #25
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I had a baby 8 weeks ago at 36. No pain medication for my 4th Casearean and back at work 4 days after discharge.

It's bullshit that physically we should be having kids in our 20s when mentally we'd be better off waiting till much later.
My wife had our second six months ago and she just turned 36. She would be inclined to agree with you.
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Old 11-24-2015, 08:07 AM   #26
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Old 11-24-2015, 08:10 AM   #27
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Old 11-24-2015, 08:13 AM   #28
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One child and I'm 26 years older than him.
Two and I am 26 yrs older than our youngest
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Old 11-24-2015, 10:29 AM   #29
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Old 11-24-2015, 10:31 AM   #30
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I'm 35. My oldest daughter is 8 and I have twin daughters that are 5. So 30 years in age difference.

It's about the same from my age to my parents and I'm the youngest kid.
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