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Old 08-10-2012, 09:59 AM  
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You know, I just don't get it. I was raised that if you ****ed something up you better take accountability for it and make sure you don't write a check with your mouth that your ass can't cash.

I'm at work, and everything is going great until I stumble upon this ****stain that is completely ****ing off on a project that I'm going to have to fix later on. He was a scrawny little **** so I thought reasoning with him would solve the problem quickly.

No. This little shit obviously doesn't care about working here, and it's just a paycheck too him until he can get the **** out and start stunt doubling in porn on small cock films. Ridiculous. He starts talking shit about different ways to skin a cat and I told the little shit that I was going to skin him if he didn't take his work more seriously.

He continues running his mouth to the point that I told him I'd see him out in the parking lot after work. Needless to say, he shut the **** up at that point and I figured I'd be better off just fixing his **** up later and not letting the situation escalate too far. Before my shift ends, the ****ing police show up threatening to take me to jail for "assaulting" this kid. Jesus. He started the whole thing by being a ****ing asshole when I tried to explain how he could better do his job!

Turns out this little pussy went to H/R saying I threatened him! He was pretty nasty in some of the shit that he said to me, and I just responded in kind. He then goes and turns the tables on me portraying me to be some kind of asshole that just wanted to pick on someone half my size. As if it's my fault that God made him an oversized midget, and his father never taught him how to communicate with people in ways that wouldn't get his shit pushed in.

Luckily for me I've been here for years and the folks in H/R know my character. They told him it wasn't a big deal, and there wouldn't be any more problems. Case should be closed. I'd be happy to square it away with him myself, it's not like I was going to cave his skull in or anything. It was just the heat of the moment. I was looking forward to speaking with him last night to try and bury the hatchet but it turns out the little pussy just up and quit when H/R told him they weren't going to fire me! Wow. What are you going to do...
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Old 08-10-2012, 10:16 AM   #16
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Old 08-10-2012, 10:16 AM   #17
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Flop, while I sypathize (more than you know) you need to be careful of what you say, especially here on teh internetz.

See, nowadays it seems men no longer settle there differences with words or even fists if it comes to that. No, they run to HR and get lawyers. It's the...civilized thing to do.

It makes me feel old. World full of pussies.
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Old 08-10-2012, 10:26 AM   #18
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Old 08-10-2012, 10:29 AM   #19
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Old 08-10-2012, 10:30 AM   #20
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...a lot of the time, guys like you are all bark and no bite...you're lucky the young guy didn't call your bluff after work and laughed while your middleaged endurance/stamnina dies in fifteen seconds.
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Old 08-10-2012, 10:40 AM   #21
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...a lot of the time, guys like you are all bark and no bite...you're lucky the young guy didn't call your bluff after work and laughed while your middleaged endurance/stamnina dies in fifteen seconds.
I hope Chuck Norris teabags Flopnuts for being so mean.
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Old 08-10-2012, 10:43 AM   #22
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Well played, sir... well played. How else are you going to handle some snotty little half pint of a person.

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Old 08-10-2012, 10:51 AM   #23
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Welcome to the new days. The old days of beating someone up have been over for awhile. Now it costs you too much money, fines and jailtime. You did threaten him and your lucky you don't get fired.
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Old 08-10-2012, 10:52 AM   #24
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Flop, while I sypathize (more than you know) you need to be careful of what you say, especially here on teh internetz.

See, nowadays it seems men no longer settle there differences with words or even fists if it comes to that. No, they run to HR and get lawyers. It's the...civilized thing to do.

It makes me feel old. World full of pussies.
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...a lot of the time, guys like you are all bark and no bite...you're lucky the young guy didn't call your bluff after work and laughed while your middleaged endurance/stamnina dies in fifteen seconds.
Really?
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Old 08-10-2012, 10:53 AM   #25
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This place needed a good parody thread so bad half the respondents didn't get it when they read it.
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Old 08-10-2012, 10:53 AM   #26
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Old 08-10-2012, 10:56 AM   #27
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Old 08-10-2012, 10:58 AM   #28
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absolutely! we'll take care of this after work is nothing more than a bluff a from a scared man. he woululd've run circles around you!
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I hope Chuck Norris teabags Flopnuts for being so mean.
Gerbils up an ass with a gerbial up its ass?

Mr. Flopnuts getting nuts flopped on him?

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Old 08-10-2012, 11:07 AM   #30
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Flop you should have told him you have a black friend that could call on the Panthers and have him erased from memory. He wouldn't tattle to nobody. Just sayin.
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