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Time For Your Wake Up Call !!!
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Barn Yard
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World's finest morphius
Join Date: Aug 2000
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I can't even pretend to relate.
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Stay positive, don't give up
Join Date: Dec 2001
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AIC
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: West Roxbury, MA
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Veteran
Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: floating in a tin can
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There is something biblical about cutting off the part of your body that offends you (or causes you to sin).
So you have to choose between cutting off your hand, which hoisted all those drinks to your face - or cutting off your winkie, which led you into a bad situation with a skank. If you decide to do both, better do your winkie first, cause that might be hard to do with just one hand. |
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Feeling Victorian
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Nebraska/Wyoming/Colorado
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Mindful Taoist German
Join Date: Aug 2000
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That said, I've done the same thing 100x's.....never got a kid or a disease. But given the choice, at least the disease would have the common courtesy to kill me. Kids just keep you broke, tired, and busy for 40 years.... ![]() |
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Immanentize The Eschaton
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: In Partibus Infidelium
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#24 |
Living the dream
Join Date: Aug 2003
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Yeah good call!
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21st Century Schizoid Fan
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: The Gates of Delirium
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This thread is worthless without ... oh, never mind.
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#26 |
Wheeeeee!!!
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: In a house
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After reading all the caring and heartfelt replies, the moral to the story is:
1. Dont go charging into battle sans your armour. 2. If you choose to ignore (1), do not sign onto www.chiefsplanet.com and expect sympathy/advice. Simply control your urge to tell the world wide web about your blatenly stupid sexual escapades. If you can't, you'll be verbally bashed into the next lifetime by evey Planeteer with an operational keyboard. ![]() |
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Join Date: May 2002
Location: Kansas City, MO
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#28 |
Supporter
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Utopia
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First the women can't handle him.
Now he's got to have Custom build Goodyear condoms. Brad... Turning them inside out and shaking the fug out of em,....doesn't count as recycling. Maybe a needle is just poking through them? |
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Wheeeeee!!!
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: In a house
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#30 |
In Pat We Trust
Join Date: Sep 2001
Location: Albuquerque, NM
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1. Physically take this person somewhere they can get the "morning after pill" and watch them take it.
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