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George Brett shit his pants
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04-05-2024, 02:18 PM | #17 |
Needs more middle fingers
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04-05-2024, 02:22 PM | #18 |
Elway be drinkin' again
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04-05-2024, 02:33 PM | #19 |
Bono & Grbac wasn't enough
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04-05-2024, 02:36 PM | #20 |
Rockin' yer FACE OFF!
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Dogs and cats living together...MASS HYSTERIA!!!
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04-05-2024, 02:37 PM | #21 | |
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Having said that, your other points are very well taken. Just remember, Revelation 6:12: And I beheld when he had opened the sixth seal, and, lo, there was a great earthquake; and the sun became black as sackcloth of hair, and the moon became as blood (KJV) What does this mean? A great earthquake precedes the earth becoming black. What happens early next week? A total eclipse of the sun, which means the sun will be black. Who sang about a total eclipse? Bonnie Tyler, although her eclipse was of the heart, but still. What movie? Footloose. Who starred in Footloose? Kevin Bacon. What else did he star in? Tremors. What did that involve? Earthquakes. The only logical conclusion is that giant worms are moving under NYC and they will emerge during next week's eclipse to devour the populace. You have been warned. |
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04-05-2024, 02:38 PM | #22 | |
George Brett shit his pants
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04-05-2024, 02:50 PM | #23 | |
Bono & Grbac wasn't enough
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04-05-2024, 02:51 PM | #24 |
Needs more middle fingers
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04-05-2024, 02:54 PM | #25 |
MVP
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04-05-2024, 02:55 PM | #26 |
Fish are scared of me
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04-05-2024, 02:57 PM | #27 |
Buddy Christ is a Chiefs fan
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I Belize it is the start of the apocalypse.
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04-05-2024, 02:58 PM | #28 |
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04-05-2024, 02:58 PM | #29 |
George Brett shit his pants
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Apparently there are zombies too because Lori Vallow murdered her own kids cuz she thought they were zombies.
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04-05-2024, 03:09 PM | #30 |
Mindful Taoist German
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