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Join Date: May 2003
Location: Langley, VA
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Join Date: Nov 2001
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I'd plunge on a trip to Vegas and get married by a flying Elvis. If that's too much to ask maybe just hire First Down Elvis and get married on the 50 yard line at Arrowhead.
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In Pat We Trust
Join Date: Sep 2001
Location: Albuquerque, NM
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Roy, it is great that you are in love but it seems foolish to speak of marriage so early in the relationship and especially at your age. Why don't you just enjoy dating for a while and re-visit this topic again in 3 or 5 years?
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Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Dallas, TX
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Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: Lovin my kids
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Dads already gettin onto me about this one
I need to know what are some things you need to know about the person before ever thinkin of gettin married. I dont wanna wait till im 30. I wait till im 30 i better just not have a family at all cause thats on the way down the hill. |
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Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Tampa
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Every time I think I've seen the nadir of this BB, inevitably someone grabs a shovel and digs for China...
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Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: Lovin my kids
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I'll be back.
Join Date: Nov 2002
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Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Columbia, MD, USA
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Considering I got married at 31 and am getting ready to celebrate my 14th anniversary soon, with a very beautiful 12 year old daughter, I really ought to smack you with a very large rock over that condesending and rather not-well-thought-out remark. ![]() |
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In Pat We Trust
Join Date: Sep 2001
Location: Albuquerque, NM
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Know what is important to you Know the other person Know what is important to them By the way, it takes more than just asking to find the true answers to those topics. |
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Join Date: Aug 2000
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Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Utopia
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III!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Listen Up Fool. Absolutely, under no circumstances should you even CONSIDER that word, until you've know a broad for at least 2 years. Your fresh wet Pecker is talkin' here Boy........ I think the rule of thumb in your case should be that you can't get married until you can have sex for 2 full minutes..........in a row. If you want to practice for marriage, get yourself a job.......go every day for a year.......when you get home, mow the yard, pay the bills, and prepare to be wrong about something when you get inside. Before you consider marraige, you need to know ALOT of things. 1. Has she always been a female 2. has she ever been in Prison 3. Has she ever committed a felony 4. Has she ever done a DP for internet PRon Sites? 5. How does she act when she's sick How does she act when you or a loved one are ill? Is she pissed because you went to Grandma's funeral instead of taking her to see the matenee? 6. How many other horny internet virgins is she pillaging? 7. Does she have a Job? Is she good with Money or in Deep Shit Debt? Does she expect you to immediately expect you to provide as much as her Daddy Doctor? Do you even know her middle name? DO you like the smell of each other's farts? If you haven't smelled her fart, you don't know her at all. Are Her pants easier to get into than Community College? If yes, assume that during your marraige, as many guys will pass through both gates. Never Buy the First Car you test drive. EvAR! Last edited by Iowanian; 02-20-2005 at 08:02 PM.. |
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Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: In a house
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Son: Dad, I have a problem Dad: What is it son? Son: Ummm ... I got my girl friend pregnant. Dad: Damnit Son! What were you thinking!? Son: Well Dad, you always said, "Try on the shoe before you buy it." Dad: Yes Son, I did say that but ... you don't shit it and prevent yourself from taking it back! ![]() |
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Join Date: Aug 2000
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I know kids your age that are already on the downhill slope...it's all a matter of taking care of yourself! mmaddog ******* |
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