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View Poll Results: Who Wins?
Mr. Foot 10 41.67%
Nessie 13 54.17%
Billay 1 4.17%
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Old 06-19-2024, 06:20 PM  
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Bigfoot vs. The Loch Ness Monster
Who wins?

Setting: Lakefront
Situation: Bloodlust & Fight to the Death
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Old 06-20-2024, 03:36 AM   #16
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We’ve seen what the bear did to the two alligators. Closest comparison to the match. The bear kicked they ass, therefore Big Foot would kick ass
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Old 06-20-2024, 05:04 AM   #17
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Old 06-20-2024, 05:27 AM   #18
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Who wins?

Setting: Lakefront
Situation: Bloodlust & Fight to the Death
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So Nessie gets homefield advantage? Why? Why not have them go at it up near the top of Mt Rainier? Nessie might get altitude sickness, so a third option might be in order. Why not have this fight behind the George Brett statue where all other fights are settled?
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Old 06-20-2024, 08:45 AM   #19
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Looking at the available known examples for similar types of creatures in nature as a guide, the biped is the more resourceful and lethal animal.
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Old 06-20-2024, 09:00 AM   #20
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Bigfoot will catch Nessie like a fish, bite her intestines out and drag her to shore for dinner.
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Old 06-20-2024, 09:13 AM   #21
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Nessie has the size advantage. And the fight of course would have to take place in/near water which gives Nessie yet another advantage.

BUT....it's unclear what Nessie is sporting for actual weapons. Are his teeth big enough and his bite strong enough to inflict any serious damage?

And we have to account for Bigfeet's technological advantages. If he can travel interdimensionally, he likely has access to some serious weaponry like a death ray that'd turn Bigfeet into sushi.
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Old 06-20-2024, 09:18 AM   #22
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The LNM doesn't exist so obviously Bigfoot.
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Old 06-20-2024, 09:21 AM   #23
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This really is going to depend on if Bigfoot is armed or not.

In this historical clip, we can see that Bigfoot struggles vs a Grizzly Bear. So not sure how he'd deal with a much larger Nessie.

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Old 06-20-2024, 10:02 AM   #24
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This really if going to depend on if Bigfoot is armed or not.

In this historical clip, we can see that Bigfoot struggles vs a Grizzly Bear. So not sure how he'd deal with a much larger Nessie.

That video has been altered to make Bigfoot look bad.
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Old 06-20-2024, 12:11 PM   #25
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This really is going to depend on if Bigfoot is armed or not.

In this historical clip, we can see that Bigfoot struggles vs a Grizzly Bear. So not sure how he'd deal with a much larger Nessie.

Bigfoot obviously dealing with a nagging injury, he also had the flu. I mean come on...
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Old 06-20-2024, 02:46 PM   #26
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Old 06-20-2024, 02:52 PM   #28
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Ness drowns Bigfoot.

If Bigfoot knew a battle was coming then I’d still say Ness
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Old 06-20-2024, 03:12 PM   #29
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Ness drowns Bigfoot.

If Bigfoot knew a battle was coming then I’d still say Ness
No one saw Zilla Vs. Kong?

They did this already...
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Old 06-20-2024, 03:22 PM   #30
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This reads like a game of SuperFight (if anyone has played that card game). Last time I played, the situation was who would be the best musical act. I don't remember what my cards were, but I lost to Deadpool with a ghost fetus sidekick singing the song "Prom Night Dumpster Baby".

(Yes, the game is absurd obviously, that's part of the fun)
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