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04-09-2022, 12:59 PM | #17 | |
Special Teams ACE!!!
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04-09-2022, 01:00 PM | #18 |
Special Teams ACE!!!
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04-09-2022, 01:09 PM | #19 |
MVP
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04-09-2022, 01:11 PM | #20 |
Starter
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04-09-2022, 01:16 PM | #21 |
Inmem 2.0
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04-09-2022, 01:17 PM | #22 |
Inmem 2.0
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OP did u moan when u wiped?
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04-09-2022, 01:20 PM | #23 |
In Search of a Life
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Did you score some nice middle aged mom pussy, OP?
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04-09-2022, 01:21 PM | #24 |
MVP
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Did you earn some Kohl’s Cash?
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04-09-2022, 01:23 PM | #25 |
What's up braj?
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SR is your butthole waxed
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04-09-2022, 01:24 PM | #26 | |
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04-09-2022, 01:35 PM | #27 |
Be Kind To Your Pets
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I hate the off season.
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04-09-2022, 01:39 PM | #28 |
I'll be back.
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04-09-2022, 01:50 PM | #29 |
Just a li'l Evel
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I shat a Kohl’s today—oh, boy
I’m a lucky man who laid the snake. And though the stench was rather bad Well, I just had to flush I was in a rush. I blew my ass out in a stall But I still noticed that nice music played I chose to squat instead of sit I’d seen this place before Nobody was there to see how clean that they had mopped the floor. I wiped my ass today oh boy. Someone else had left a pellet turd In a stall that turned me off But I just had to look That dam bathroom crook (refrain) I should have flushed it down… (Bridge) Woke up, turned on the tube. Rubbed one out without no lube. Found my way downstairs and saw an ad. Kohl’s has half-off coats. Not bad! Ate granola. Off I went. Felt an oncoming bowel event. Found my way inside and towards the back. The lighting was soft and I went into a stall. (interlude) Unh-ugh-ugh-ugh Ah-ah-ah, ah-ah-aaah I shat at Kohl’s today--oh, boy Low background music and clean countertops. I never sat down in the stall I made a new poop thread Now you know how nice it is to fill the toilet bowl at Kohl’s I’d love to flush it down. |
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04-09-2022, 01:51 PM | #30 |
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