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Old 10-09-2024, 02:59 PM  
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The older you get the less you can trust a fart to not turn into a shart.
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Old 10-09-2024, 03:28 PM   #16
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The older you get the less you can trust a fart to not turn into a shart.
Yeah, but you can **** an hell of a long time.
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Old 10-09-2024, 03:32 PM   #17
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Old 10-09-2024, 03:49 PM   #18
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Old 10-09-2024, 03:50 PM   #19
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the more you take it up the butt, the less control you have over your rectum as I've heard.
You must wear the most absorbent Depends on the market.
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Old 10-09-2024, 03:51 PM   #20
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Apparently arm overhead with pressure on the lateral elbow can cause

How you going to get fired on your day off injured in your sleep?!
Sleeping with arm overhead can cause this and and shoulder joint issues as well.
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Old 10-09-2024, 03:52 PM   #21
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Old 10-09-2024, 03:52 PM   #22
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How many times a night do you get up to piss?
None, I might be old but my doc says I have the prostate of a 25 year old.
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Old 10-09-2024, 03:53 PM   #23
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Do you Tren lightly to fix this?
I don't think I would touch that shit even if I was given a lifetime supply for free.
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Old 10-09-2024, 03:55 PM   #24
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The older you get the less you can trust a fart to not turn into a shart.
Best advice for ya, don't wear white underwear or boxers. Best of luck.
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Old 10-09-2024, 03:55 PM   #25
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Would you feel odd about dating women in their 20s? That's officially when you get old.
I would never date a women in here 20's. If I were to end up on the market I don't think I would date anyone.

I would get a copy of Barneys Playbook and spend the rest of my life trying to nail someone from every country.

Life is too short to be tied down.
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Old 10-09-2024, 03:57 PM   #26
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Old man pops a viagra earlier in the day, raging erection ensues.

He looks at his wife and asks,”Well, Gretchen, what do you think of this?!” as nods to his hard-on.

Gretchen responds,”Well, since the wrinkles are all gone I think I’d be a good time to clean it!”.
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Old 10-09-2024, 03:58 PM   #27
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Old 10-09-2024, 04:10 PM   #28
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I somehow developed tennis elbow while sleeping
Having that EXACT arm problem today after doing nothing more than sleeping

I mean, how does that even happen?
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Old 10-09-2024, 04:28 PM   #29
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Old 10-09-2024, 04:39 PM   #30
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