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10-21-2003, 11:04 PM | #2 |
Chump Steamroller
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I know this one guy who kept getting his mailbox smashed by teenagers driving by with a baseball bat. He finally MacGyvered his mailbox so that it was basically a concrete and metal mailbox with a wooden outer casing. I guess a couple of weeks later the same kids tried doing it, one hit the mailbox with the bat, broke both of his forearms and was pulled from the car by the force.
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10-22-2003, 08:52 AM | #3 |
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Location: IOWA
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BWANA,
You need to write a book or something. You have truly made my day. Some day i need to meet you. Thanks for making me laugh out loud. |
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10-22-2003, 09:06 AM | #4 |
It's Five O'Clock Somewhere
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Billings, Montana
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Some of the leaf Pile "DNA"
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10-22-2003, 09:07 AM | #5 |
It's Five O'Clock Somewhere
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Location: Billings, Montana
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The pile of doom.
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10-22-2003, 09:13 AM | #6 |
Banned
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Pond> Me <Barn
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One word - caltrops.
Bwana, you are my hero of the day. Regarding the hose, can you rig it so the kid gets sprayed when the hose kicks in, and then load the hose up with my fav, Four Paws Housebreaking Fluid. Kid will smell like pungent urine for weeks. |
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10-22-2003, 09:25 AM | #7 | |
Predicting Chiefs Victory
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10-22-2003, 09:35 AM | #8 |
Smokin
Join Date: May 2003
Location: Wichita
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That is to funny. Weren't you also the one that had problems in July and shot some funky chit over the hoodlums house?
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10-22-2003, 09:15 AM | #9 |
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Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Utopia
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When I see that pic Bwana....I have to admit....when I was 17.....I'd probably have blasted through it too.
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10-22-2003, 10:12 AM | #10 | |
Time For Your Wake Up Call !!!
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10-22-2003, 01:17 PM | #11 |
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Location: Utopia
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I was just thinking.....About the time brideowanian needs a new car, I'll park it on the street, cover it with leaves and let someone else buy her a new one.
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10-22-2003, 02:21 PM | #12 |
MVP
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: IOWA
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bwana,
I just read the Bird Bomb story......good job outta you. Some how I picture you as a cross between Slim Pickens and "Rooster Cogburn"........ You still need to write a book. The title could be "Gettin Even,Bwana's way"..... |
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01-26-2009, 08:29 PM | #13 |
MVP
Join Date: Aug 2000
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Any new adventures lately?
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01-28-2009, 11:48 AM | #14 |
Take a Chill Pill
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: South Carolina
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I heard about a guy who filled his mailbox with cement because kids were knocking off his mailbox w/ a metal bat.
So the kid goes and tries to hit it, and both of his arms are torn off. The driver freaks out and crashes, both kids die. The owner was then charged w/ manslaughter. |
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01-28-2009, 04:46 PM | #15 | |
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