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**Rain Man** · 09-03-2018, 02:10 PM

We're down to the Elite Eight - the toughest and/or luckiest warriors on the planet.

Vote for the person that you think would win this match in a battle to death or submission. As background, assume that prior to the tournament you received 10 minutes of training on every weapon. The time listed is the amount of time before the match where you learn what the weaponry and venue is. All participants are handed their weapons at t=0 unless stated otherwise.

Venue - A penguin rookery in Antarctica
Starting Distance - 44 feet

Sofa King

Main Weapon - Pepper spray
Backup Weapon - Bo Staff

Prep Time - 6 seconds
Special Factors - None

kysirsoze

Main Weapon - Brass knuckles with big blades that look like bear claws (both hands)
Backup Weapon - Police baton

Prep Time - 11 Minutes
Special Factors - None

**kysirsoze** · 09-03-2018, 11:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Sofa King

Are we going to allow abvious mults to post in polls now? This one literally created the account shortly after the thread was created.

Come on Kysirsoze.... cheap way to try to get more votes

Never had a mult. Mods can check on that I think.

Why would I argue on my behalf with a mult account I created specifically to cheat??

Sofa King · 09-04-2018, 06:55 AM

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Originally Posted by VolleyGirl

NFL fan since childhood. Chiefs Fan since 1995. Although not on here, suffered with the rest of you through the kicker that shall go unnamed, Broncos with Crisco on jerseys in home playoffs, Greg Robinson, & numerous leftover San Fran QB's. Celebrated Marty in spite of flaws, Eric Berry coming back from the big C, was present for breaking the sound record in Arrowhead both times, and am juiced about Mahomes! Hearing about Chiefs Planet for decades from guys I go to games with in different states. Was in Minnesota end of July and heard about the epic gladiator tourney. Finally thought it was too intriguing & fun to miss (well done, Rain Man), so I got on, had to be in first few days of Aug. Have voted for a few matches already. Dismiss me again, Sofa, and you'll be missing more than what's left in your pockets.

You’re not getting this fish to bite on that bait...

Sofa King · 09-04-2018, 06:56 AM

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Originally Posted by kysirsoze

Never had a mult. Mods can check on that I think.

Why would I argue on my behalf with a mult account I created specifically to cheat??

Cause you’re facing certain elimination, and now that you’ve come this far you realize you’re scared to die, scared like a little bitch.

**wazu** · 09-04-2018, 07:41 AM

VolleyGirl is with me. Made her account weeks ago of her own volition. Not an alt.

Sofa King · 09-04-2018, 08:04 AM

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Originally Posted by wazu

VolleyGirl is with me. Made her account weeks ago of her own volition. Not an alt.

Her join date says August 3rd. It’s only the 4th today, soooo...

**wazu** · 09-04-2018, 08:08 AM

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Originally Posted by Sofa King

Her join date says August 3rd. It’s only the 4th today, soooo...

This is September.

Sofa King · 09-04-2018, 08:11 AM

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Originally Posted by wazu

This is September.

Well mother ****er, look at me. Times flies when you’re having fun I guess.

**kysirsoze** · 09-04-2018, 10:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sofa King

Cause you’re facing certain elimination, and now that you’ve come this far you realize you’re scared to die, scared like a little bitch.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sofa King

Her join date says August 3rd. It’s only the 4th today, soooo...

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sofa King

Well mother ****er, look at me. Times flies when you’re having fun I guess.

Well this is embarrassing. Don't worry, you're about to be violently put out of your misery.

Sofa King · 09-04-2018, 10:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kysirsoze

Well this is embarrassing. Don't worry, you're about to be violently put out of your misery.

Time flies when you’re kicking ass, not that you’d know. You barely got out of the last round.

**Rain Man** · 09-04-2018, 10:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sofa King

Well mother ****er, look at me. Times flies when you’re having fun I guess.

Hey, you had me convinced.

Sofa King · 09-04-2018, 10:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rain Man

Hey, you had me convinced.

It’s because of my natural born leader tendencies. I’m a warrior, i’ll take a few stab wounds, scratches with tiny little claws, maybe even forgot what month it is, but damnit people will follow me to victory!

1COOLDOG · 09-04-2018, 03:07 PM

Wouldn't the pepper spray be useless due to it being frozen in a metal canister?

Sofa King · 09-05-2018, 06:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 1COOLDOG

Wouldn't the pepper spray be useless due to it being frozen in a metal canister?

It’s not going to instantly freeze at T-0. It’ll be fine in the time it takes me to kill Kyser

Sofa King · 09-05-2018, 10:16 AM

Don’t forget to cast your votes (for me) if you haven’t already.

DJ's left nut · 09-05-2018, 10:24 AM

The Bo staff has a significant reach advantage. It would be hard to get inside of one of those to attack with the wolverine claws.

I think Sofa King holds him back with some well time parries and thrusts before Kysir makes a wild lunge and Sofa comes around to brain him.

The actual 'death' process will be pretty nasty as it will just be a whole bunch of blunt force trauma to the face, but I feel like Sofa has the better weapon to neutralize and incapacitate.

View Poll Results: Who wins?
Sofa King	17	48.57%
kysirsoze	18	51.43%
Voters: 35. You may not vote on this poll

09-03-2018, 02:10 PM
Rain Man NFL's #1 Ermines Fan Rain Man's Avatar Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: My house	Gladiator 2018 - Round 4, Match 2 - Sofa King versus kysirsoze We're down to the Elite Eight - the toughest and/or luckiest warriors on the planet. Vote for the person that you think would win this match in a battle to death or submission. As background, assume that prior to the tournament you received 10 minutes of training on every weapon. The time listed is the amount of time before the match where you learn what the weaponry and venue is. All participants are handed their weapons at t=0 unless stated otherwise. Venue - A penguin rookery in Antarctica Starting Distance - 44 feet Sofa King Main Weapon - Pepper spray Backup Weapon - Bo Staff Prep Time - 6 seconds Special Factors - None kysirsoze Main Weapon - Brass knuckles with big blades that look like bear claws (both hands) Backup Weapon - Police baton Prep Time - 11 Minutes Special Factors - None
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09-04-2018, 07:41 AM	#19
wazu ... wazu's Avatar Join Date: May 2002 Location: Kansas City, MO	VolleyGirl is with me. Made her account weeks ago of her own volition. Not an alt.
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09-04-2018, 03:07 PM	#27
1COOLDOG Starter Join Date: May 2018	Wouldn't the pepper spray be useless due to it being frozen in a metal canister?
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09-05-2018, 10:16 AM	#29
Sofa King Hello Sofa King's Avatar Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: South Dakota	Don’t forget to cast your votes (for me) if you haven’t already.
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09-05-2018, 10:24 AM	#30
DJ's left nut Sauntering Vaguely Downwards DJ's left nut's Avatar Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Columbia, Mo	The Bo staff has a significant reach advantage. It would be hard to get inside of one of those to attack with the wolverine claws. I think Sofa King holds him back with some well time parries and thrusts before Kysir makes a wild lunge and Sofa comes around to brain him. The actual 'death' process will be pretty nasty as it will just be a whole bunch of blunt force trauma to the face, but I feel like Sofa has the better weapon to neutralize and incapacitate.
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