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#16 |
Veteran
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: IA
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One time, I was driving back from Colorado, when a blizzard shut down the Interstate and forced me to find a motel room in Lincoln, Nebraska.
Well wouldn't you know, the guy in the room next to mine gets a knock on the door about 10:00, and sure enough, it was a hooker. I don't need to tell you how thrilling it was to have a honest-to-goodness call girl right next door. Fortunately, the wall was paper thin, so it was just like having her in my room. Man! Whadda night! All true! 100% I only wish I were making it up. |
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#17 |
NFL's #1 Ermines Fan
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: My house
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My rejected Penthouse Story (Sad but True)
When I was about 25, I went on a business trip to Monterey, California. I was renting my car, and a very attractive young woman was behind the counter. I asked her about some good places to sightsee, and she was giving advice. Then she said, "It's sad that you're going to all of these neat places by yourself. You don't have anyone you'd like to go with?" I said, "Oh, it's not problem. I like going places by myself. In fact, it's better that way." She gave me my keys, and I sat in my car and slammed my head against the steering wheel for the next ten minutes. |
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#18 |
MVP
Join Date: Sep 2000
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My Crazy Spring Break Story
Few years back I was on the beach partying in Cancoon with my four best friends. We were just drinking having a good time when all of a sudden there was this assembly line of dudes slammiong this chick.
Wanting to sease such great opportunity we jumped right in. Man this chick was hot for it. 10, 20, 30 dudes she couldn't get enough. Even the fat kid with asma was gettin some. Naturally, I was ready to rock by the time my lucky #144 came up. She had just got done with my friends and told me she was into snowballing. I don't know that means but anything out of her mouth sounded good to me... Next thing I know shes jamming her tongue down my mouth, I think I got some sand in my mouth like in the MTV video but I didn't care. It was on! That was one day I'll never forget. 100% True. |
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21st Century Schizoid Fan
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: The Gates of Delirium
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#20 |
21st Century Schizoid Fan
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: The Gates of Delirium
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Actually, on second thought you never took the bat off your shoulder.
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#21 | |
Mindful Taoist German
Join Date: Aug 2000
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#22 |
It's dejavu all over again!
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: at home in my own chair
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still to this day, everytime I see a fat lady and her breasts I get really scared...true, 100%
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NFL's #1 Ermines Fan
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: My house
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(True story, though I've always suspected that he was telling some white lies about the first part of the story.) |
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Mindful Taoist German
Join Date: Aug 2000
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We're talking 'bout who's gonna' hit on her, and I dare him, and we get about 10 feet from this chick and notice: 1. Big breasts 2. nice legs 3.Adam's Apple ![]() We kept on walking, and agreed that since we were going to be drunk for a week straight, no hitt'n on the locals... ![]() |
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#25 |
NFL's #1 Ermines Fan
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: My house
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Some things just ain't right.
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#26 | |
Mindful Taoist German
Join Date: Aug 2000
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First time in my life that when I was check'n out chix that I looked at their NECK first..... ![]() |
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#27 |
GO 'NOLES!
Join Date: Oct 2000
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I spent about a year at Camp Pendelton Ca while I was in the Marines. 19 years old, pocket full of cash. We'd go to Tiajuana every weekend when we could. "Ladies" in abundance.
You fill in the blanks - I'll guarantee you that it happened. True - 100% true. I promise. |
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#28 |
Supporter
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Spink, SD
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Here's mine!:
My wife and I went to a hotel once, stripped down, got into bed and did it. In the morning we ate at Perkins, I had the Country Fried Steak. I never could figure out why they didn't print it. |
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#29 |
Starter
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Missouri
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This one time....at Chiefs training camp......
Well, you know the rest. |
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#30 |
NFL's #1 Ermines Fan
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: My house
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Coming on the heels of posts 22 through 25, is anyone else worried that Wischief put "ladies" in quote marks in post 26?
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