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Old 12-16-2021, 12:00 AM  
Hammock Parties Hammock Parties is offline
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****OFFICIAL Kansas City Chiefs @ Los Angeles Chargers TNF Game Thread****

Everyone is talking about COVID-19 but have you heard of a DEADLY NEW DISEASE that originated in the GREAT STATE OF MISSOURI, WHERE MY FAVORITE FOOTBALL TEAM, THE KANSAS CITY CHIEFS, ALSO PLAY?

We call this disease MAHOMESIASIS-15*

It is FATAL to ALL AFC West teams AND their fans outside Missouri.

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There have been eleven confirmed outbreaks of Mahomesiasis-15 around the country in the last several years, mostly in Los Angeles, Denver and Las Vegas. EACH TIME, this DEADLY NEW DISEASE kills approximately 70,000 people.

There were outbreaks in Oakland and San Diego and EVERYONE THERE DIED SO HARD those places are now UNINHABITABLE.



Even a slightly weaker strain of Mahomesias-15 devastated Mexico City.

PROFESSIONAL ATHLETES are at extremely HIGH RISK.

Symptoms: random burn marks, depression, shrinking of genitals, elevated estrogen levels.


WAIT WAIT I'M GETTING A REPORT FROM THE CENTERS FOR DEFENSE CONTROL!

OH MY GOD THERE'S AN OUTBREAK HAPPENING RIGHT NOW IN LOS ANGELES!

EVERYONE THERE IS GOING TO DIE!

*Please consult a doctor if your Mahomesiasis-15 lasts longer than this game thread.
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Old 12-16-2021, 09:59 PM   #2911
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Please let this be the spark that wakes Mahomes up
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Old 12-16-2021, 10:00 PM   #2912
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Lol yikes passed up 2 open reads. Thank God it worked
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Old 12-16-2021, 10:00 PM   #2913
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Old 12-16-2021, 10:00 PM   #2914
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Again when Maholmes is moving he's dangerous. He needs to be moved out of the pocket. Him staying in the pocket is what is wrong with him.
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Old 12-16-2021, 10:00 PM   #2915
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Okay, defense, your turn. Please don't f*** up.
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Old 12-16-2021, 10:00 PM   #2916
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Would have been a good spot for an onside kick. Oh well
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Old 12-16-2021, 10:00 PM   #2917
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Old 12-16-2021, 10:00 PM   #2918
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Do the dipshits in this thread want to keep Mahomes now?

He’s actually been good outside of the blunder on 4th down.
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Old 12-16-2021, 10:00 PM   #2919
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**** you doom and gloom bitches, we're right in this game on the road against an 8-5 team with half our defense out and with Mahomes playing one of the worst games of his career.
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Old 12-16-2021, 10:00 PM   #2920
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**** every one of you chickenshit pussies

you know who you are
It’s me. I’ll eat that shit.
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Old 12-16-2021, 10:00 PM   #2921
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Let's step up with a 3 and out, defense!
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Old 12-16-2021, 10:00 PM   #2922
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Mahomes has missed a TON of wide open guys tonight.

Not sure why his field of vision seems so poor
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Old 12-16-2021, 10:00 PM   #2923
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That was nice. The big players making the big plays. Feels like winning here would be a steal, plus it'd be demoralizing for the Chargers to lose this game.
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Old 12-16-2021, 10:00 PM   #2924
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Pat was afraid to pull trigger on first read ,l
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Old 12-16-2021, 10:00 PM   #2925
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Is Kelce okay?!?
Yeah, he just ran 69 yards and got slammed into the ground on the ball.

He'll be fine.
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