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05-20-2014, 12:05 PM | #2 |
I'll be back.
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Midday update: explosive flatulence results in nightcrawler-sized offal.
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05-20-2014, 12:33 PM | #3 |
MVP
Join Date: May 2008
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I believe in the power of blueberries. I was clogged up for days and ate blueberry pancakes at the local diner. First time in my life I shit so much my shit was past the water line a good 2 inches. It was a geographical phenomenon, like a newly discovered island in the ocean built from the depths of active volcanos.
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05-20-2014, 12:36 PM | #4 |
Resident Glue Sniffer
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prune juice? I have exactly 2:24 to drink then get to the bathroom.
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05-20-2014, 02:22 PM | #5 |
Consuming CP souls
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Location: U.S.A.
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How many courics?
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05-20-2014, 02:41 PM | #6 |
I'll be back.
Join Date: Nov 2002
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Afternoon update: Almost entirely without warning, a fecal slurry ejects itself from my rectum. I now must treat every quiver of my lower intestine as a possible warning sign of explosive diarrhea. Htismaqe officially added to my list of "People to Kill."
Side note: I haven't shat thrice in one day in a long time. |
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05-20-2014, 02:42 PM | #7 | |
'Tis my eye!
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Location: Chiefsplanet
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05-20-2014, 04:28 PM | #8 | |
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05-20-2014, 02:46 PM | #9 |
I'll be back.
Join Date: Nov 2002
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I'm kidding, of course.
I wish I had a scale. I feel tremendously light. |
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05-20-2014, 02:52 PM | #10 |
'Tis my eye!
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05-21-2014, 01:24 PM | #11 |
Now it's Willie Time!
Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: Beating hippies
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I told you. I knew it would come to this but no. Couldn't listen to me. Now you'll forever be plagued by the question of just how much did you shit. Sure, you'll talk about the time you took an epic dump but you'll never be able to quantify it.
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05-21-2014, 01:26 PM | #12 |
Bono & Grbac wasn't enough
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Sioux City, IA
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And we didn't even get a picture of it
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05-21-2014, 01:29 PM | #13 |
Hey Loochy, I'm hooome!
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05-21-2014, 01:32 PM | #14 |
Bono & Grbac wasn't enough
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05-20-2014, 03:01 PM | #15 |
Under the Sofa
Join Date: Apr 2009
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taco bell usually does it for me
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