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#271 |
I'll be back.
Join Date: Nov 2002
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Midday update: explosive flatulence results in nightcrawler-sized offal.
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#272 |
MVP
Join Date: May 2008
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I believe in the power of blueberries. I was clogged up for days and ate blueberry pancakes at the local diner. First time in my life I shit so much my shit was past the water line a good 2 inches. It was a geographical phenomenon, like a newly discovered island in the ocean built from the depths of active volcanos.
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#273 |
Resident Glue Sniffer
Join Date: Nov 2003
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prune juice? I have exactly 2:24 to drink then get to the bathroom.
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Posts: 37,389
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#274 |
Consuming CP souls
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: U.S.A.
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How many courics?
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Posts: 69,879
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#275 | |
On Hiatus
Join Date: Aug 2000
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Go to Wal-Mart and buy the already prepared 2 liter bottle of Grape Kool-Aid. Spend the next 2 days drinking nothing but that with your meals. You will spend the next 2 days wondering if all you ate was lettuce and broccoli. |
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#276 | |
'Tis my eye!
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Chiefsplanet
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I mentioned it earlier in the thread, but spend a couple of days eating Boo Berry cereal for breakfast. It does the same thing. |
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#277 |
On Hiatus
Join Date: Aug 2000
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I think I'll pass on the Boo Berry...it was a bad enough experience when I was young that now if I am at a party that has a drink there that is grape in color I leave.
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#278 |
I'll be back.
Join Date: Nov 2002
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Afternoon update: Almost entirely without warning, a fecal slurry ejects itself from my rectum. I now must treat every quiver of my lower intestine as a possible warning sign of explosive diarrhea. Htismaqe officially added to my list of "People to Kill."
Side note: I haven't shat thrice in one day in a long time. |
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#279 | |
'Tis my eye!
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Chiefsplanet
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Second of all, I warned you! |
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#280 |
I'll be back.
Join Date: Nov 2002
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I'm kidding, of course.
I wish I had a scale. I feel tremendously light. |
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#281 | |
You gotta kill a few people
Join Date: Sep 2007
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Ohhhhhhhh balls! That may be it. I bought a box of Crunch Berries cereal right around the time it started. I finished it a couple days ago and now my poo is brown again Gee willikers! |
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#282 |
'Tis my eye!
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Chiefsplanet
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#283 |
'Tis my eye!
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Chiefsplanet
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#284 |
You gotta kill a few people
Join Date: Sep 2007
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#285 |
'Tis my eye!
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Chiefsplanet
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