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05-27-2015, 11:04 PM | #2746 |
"You like to drink?"
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I dropped a patio umbrella on a chick's head on Monday because I didn't want to put my can of beer down.
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05-27-2015, 11:06 PM | #2747 |
Banned
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05-27-2015, 11:08 PM | #2748 |
"You like to drink?"
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06-01-2015, 05:51 PM | #2749 |
"You like to drink?"
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: "I like to drink."
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On the other side of relationships, I'm partially in charge of planning a bachelor party.
Made some phone calls today to line up transportation for the group of a dozen or so dudes.. a few hours later the groom texts me asking to get dinner because " his wedding is falling apart." |
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06-01-2015, 08:57 PM | #2750 |
Consuming CP souls
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: U.S.A.
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Discuss will hook up with the bride to be?
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06-01-2015, 09:05 PM | #2751 |
"You like to drink?"
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06-01-2015, 09:07 PM | #2752 |
Consuming CP souls
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: U.S.A.
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We shall dub you Dickuss Thrower: MILF Hunter
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06-01-2015, 09:16 PM | #2753 |
Mod Team
Join Date: Sep 2011
Location: Valley of the hot as ****
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Take her out in the new Jetta.
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06-01-2015, 09:17 PM | #2754 |
"You like to drink?"
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: "I like to drink."
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To date I haven't received interest from single mothers... Or taken mothers either.
Thank God because that is the king of all deal breakers with me. Sorry sunshine, but I know how shitty it is to be a kid who has a pseudo father figure be around for an extended period of time only for the dude to skip out. |
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06-01-2015, 09:20 PM | #2755 |
"You like to drink?"
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: "I like to drink."
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I got the car knowing full well it's never going to be a chick magnet.
Shit, until I saw one in black with a diesel engine, I figured Jettas were solely the domain of single women in their early 30s or homosexual men in committed relationships. |
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06-01-2015, 09:21 PM | #2756 |
Resident Glue Sniffer
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06-01-2015, 09:25 PM | #2757 |
Mod Team
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Location: Valley of the hot as ****
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I drove a "chick" car for a decade until a few months ago. I had no problem getting laid. Just pitching you shit.
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06-01-2015, 09:28 PM | #2758 |
"You like to drink?"
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06-01-2015, 09:31 PM | #2759 |
You gotta kill a few people
Join Date: Sep 2007
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***** Official NEW Dating Mega Thread *****
I drive a girly blue, older model Camry. As long as it isn't a hoopty, a car shouldn't hurt your chances.
Of course, a nicer, sexier car would help for perceived status, if nothing else. |
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06-02-2015, 10:30 AM | #2760 |
Inmem 2.0
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: My house
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**** dating
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