****2017 NFL Draft Thread**** (NO Spoilers)

[Dante84]

Let's ****ing do this.

Rules:
1. No spoiled picks in this thread, all weekend. This means that as tweets are leaking picks a few minutes before the selection is announced live, you don't post it in this thread (ex: embedded tweets), reference it in this thread (ex: Joe Slapdick says it's McCaffrey to Tampa) or hint at it (ex: "it's a RB!").

Don't be a dick.

Otherwise, have fun, talk shit, freak out and lose your goddamned minds. It's Draft Weekend. The hot takes in these threads are so funny.

I'll also be starting threads for each of our picks as they are made, with videos and notable stats/takes in the OP. Pure knee jerk gold to reference in the future.

[SAUTO]

I don't like Denver picking him there

[Coach]

Originally Posted by Hammock Parties

Denver takes Chad Kelly

That's actually not a bad pick, IMHO.

Kelly has issues, there's no doubt about that. But if somehow he gets his head on a swivel and stops doing dildo-moments things, he's pretty good.

[Mother****erJones]

Didn't post much because of school. Very solid draft and thank god we got our QBoTF. I'm glad KC got screwed last season. Mahomes > Lynch

Got a Toledo boy in round 3 at RB. Glad to have a hometown kid on my Chiefs. Will look into the second round kid more but he's a freak athletically it sounds like. I'm good with all of our picks. Wish we would've looked for a TE to replace Harris like Jake Butt. All in all a good draft by this team and finally a ballsy move! Love it!!! Super excited

[Easy 6]

Originally Posted by Dylan

Easy 6, this was asked before in this thread - Who are these people?

Where is Clay?

Originally Posted by Hammock Parties

At a Hammock Party

You're all invited

Theres your answer, Dylan... sorry Clay but neither of us can make it, we're both too busy uh, yeah I mean um... doing laundry, yeah thats it!

Originally Posted by Pestilence

He's on the phone. He can't hold it with his injury.

Ah, you're right didnt even notice the phone

Oh well, dinver took him so **** that guy and his fat ham face anyway

[Mr. Laz]

Originally Posted by Tuckdaddy

You don't need stud RB in my book. You need good blocking. Many studs never sniffed a SB title. Stud QB is the key in today's game, not RB. That's why I would never take one in the first round. You can get good RB in round 2 or later that can do the same thing with good blocking.

welp, we don't really have either.

Our current RB's are studs
Our current run blocking isn't very good

I didn't want one in round 1, but round 3 or 4 would have been nice.

[Mr. Laz]

Man, John Ross with the 9th pick was crazy.


(I'll take random though for $1000, Alex)

[Red Dawg]

Originally Posted by Mr. Laz

welp, we don't really have either.

Our current RB's are studs
Our current run blocking isn't very good

I didn't want one in round 1, but round 3 or 4 would have been nice.

West and Spiller to me are not studs. Ware is a solid starter but not a stud. Hunt we certainly have hope will be. Blocking I definitely agree with and was big problem last year and only reinforces that JC was a bad ass. He was a stud.

[Red Dawg]

Originally Posted by Mr. Laz

Man, John Ross with the 9th pick was crazy.


(I'll take random though for $1000, Alex)

It was.

[DaKCMan AP]

Originally Posted by BryanBusby

One league source told me of #Browns Caleb Brantley: "A coach at school told every team he talked to 'stay away even if undrafted.'''

— Mary Kay Cabot (@MaryKayCabot) April 29, 2017

If Florida coaches (****ing Florida) are saying stay the **** away, no matter what....that's bad.

More speculation on this from a Gators coverage guy:
https://twitter.com/AndrewSpiveyGC/s...56298131787780

Says its a bitter former UF coach who hated Brantley.

[patteeu]

Originally Posted by Dylan

I understand the girl was British - However, the car is pronounced 'Jag-u-are' in countries outside of the U.K., including the U.S.

Watching the NFLN today featuring the orangutan show, the sideline wedding on the balcony, the Giants ridiculous draft picks, etcetera, has made me prissy.

Just FYI, the British spell and pronounce a lot of words wrong. In some cases, they don't even use the right words.

[staylor26]

Originally Posted by Mr. Laz

Man, John Ross with the 9th pick was crazy.


(I'll take random though for $1000, Alex)

Only because of the injury concerns.

[DaneMcCloud]

Originally Posted by Mother****erJones

Didn't post much because of school.

Did you find 10th grade as challenging the second time?

[DaneMcCloud]

Originally Posted by Mr. Laz

Our current RB's are studs.

Priest Holmes was a "stud". Jamaal Charles was a "stud".

Ware is average. West is an anomaly. Spiller hasn't had a season worth mentioning since 2012 and he's 29 years old.

I wouldn't call any of them anything but average.

These guys are all off the trash heap.

[vailpass]

Originally Posted by DaneMcCloud

Priest Holmes was a "stud". Jamaal Charles was a "stud".

Ware is average. West is an anomaly. Spiller hasn't had a season worth mentioning since 2012 and he's 29 years old.

I wouldn't call any of them anything but average.

These guys are all off the trash heap.

Good to see you out and about; hope all is well with your clan. Congrats on the qb pick, hope is the thing with feathers.

[DaneMcCloud]

Originally Posted by vailpass

Good to see you out and about; hope all is well with your clan. Congrats on the qb pick, hope is the thing with feathers.

Thanks, Brotha! I hope all is well with you.

It's been a trying few months. I lost my grandmother at the beginning of March (she was awesome) and almost lost my 13.5 year old Lab (Vestibular disease, pancreatits, deep ear infection). I've had no interest in social media but I'm starting to come back around.