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I'll be back.
Join Date: Nov 2002
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#2642 |
MER
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Colorado
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Tonight I asked a man to smell a jar of weed. He looked wistfully at the jar and then asked his wife to smell it for him. He explained that he lost his sense of smell in a car accident. I cooed sympathy and then told him that I was thankful that was all he lost. He smiles sadly at me and says "but I don't know what my wife's perfume smells like. I don't know what SHE smells like." After I picked my jaw up, I told him she smelled a lot like old feet and buttered popcorn.
Everyone laughed and I thought of CP. Pick for content. Pretty isn't enough. Eventually you can't get it up anyways. |
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#2643 |
I'll be back.
Join Date: Nov 2002
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Dangling one shoe while seated with one leg crossed over the other knee, is one of the most intense flirting signals woman use to indicate interest in a male. As the foot makes tiny thrusting movements with the dangling shoe it is subconsciously mimicking penetration.
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#2644 |
"You like to drink?"
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: "I like to drink."
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Hey GoChiefs, mind if I couch surf at your place until I get a pad of my own bruh
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#2645 |
Consuming CP souls
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: U.S.A.
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#2646 |
I'll be back.
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#2647 |
"You like to drink?"
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: "I like to drink."
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#2648 |
"You like to drink?"
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: "I like to drink."
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#2649 |
I'll be back.
Join Date: Nov 2002
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#2650 |
"You like to drink?"
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: "I like to drink."
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#2651 |
I'll be back.
Join Date: Nov 2002
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#2652 |
"You like to drink?"
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: "I like to drink."
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Welp.. that's $100 more than the apartment I'm renting here in the Queen City... I'm taking that it's not going to get better than that elsewhere?
(Though in one hour of searching yesterday I found a decent looking place on the KS side near 435 for cheaper what I'm paying now. |
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I'll be back.
Join Date: Nov 2002
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I dunno about the Kansas side. |
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#2654 |
"You like to drink?"
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: "I like to drink."
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#2655 |
I'll be back.
Join Date: Nov 2002
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whatever bro...just don't bring over any 300 pound chicks, my couch isn't made of adamantium
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