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08-18-2008, 11:17 PM | #2491 | |
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Is this the 18 year old or the shy one? |
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08-18-2008, 11:19 PM | #2492 |
FINALLY! The wait is over.
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Ask her if she wants some of your dry rub and burnt ends.
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08-18-2008, 11:21 PM | #2493 |
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08-18-2008, 11:23 PM | #2494 |
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08-18-2008, 11:24 PM | #2495 |
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Heh. I had that happen once - right after I dumped my ex-wife. I knew I needed a slump-buster and I lowered my standards. Little did I know. I let her in the front door. Heh. I laughed hysterically afterwards -every time. She thought I was psycho. Maybe I was. Turns out she made a lot of money during the .com boom. I should have sent her a bill for services rendered.
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08-18-2008, 11:28 PM | #2496 | |
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that bill would probably get a call from accounting. Earl: Hey bonnie I got a bill from a guy named phil for a $5000 Bonnie: for what? Earl: Don't know really, did you go on safari Bonnie:No I flew around a little bit had some mid summers romances, why? Earl:Says $5000 for riding a hippo Bonnie:oh that phil.... |
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08-18-2008, 11:30 PM | #2497 |
FINALLY! The wait is over.
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08-18-2008, 11:32 PM | #2498 | |
I'll be back.
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Risin up straight to the top had the guts got the glory went the distance now I'm not gonna stop just a man and his will to **** something It's the eye of the tiger its the cream of the fight risin up to the challenge of our rivals and the last known virgin stalks his prey in the night and he's watching us all with the eye of the tiger The eye of the tiger...... The eye of the tiger...... The eye of the tiger...... |
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08-18-2008, 11:36 PM | #2499 | |
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08-19-2008, 06:18 AM | #2500 |
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Did you really spend 3/4 of a conversation talking to a girl about Bobby Bell? Especially when she has no idea who he is and doesn't really care?
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08-19-2008, 06:41 AM | #2501 |
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"ever heard of Bobby Bell?"
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08-19-2008, 06:42 AM | #2502 |
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2nd mistake, you posted her AIM name. BWAH HAH!
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08-19-2008, 06:57 AM | #2503 |
You think you can get by this?
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Yep. Should have just said "What's up today?" Get her talking before he goes on and on about someone/something she doesn't know/care about.
"My family is into that sort of stuff." = "But I'm not." Try not to start off talking about you. You can segway into it later, but, especially since she's not into it, make it a brief explanation. |
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08-19-2008, 06:59 AM | #2504 |
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She does sound in to you though. Don't **** it up.
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08-19-2008, 07:32 AM | #2505 | |
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