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Old 06-27-2009, 02:51 PM  
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Claythan now looking to get into modeling? OMFG Awesome find.

... so, I was working on some SEO stuff for a client... and I thought... Oh, I wonder if Clayton Wendler still ranks #1 for that thread "Man Embarassed by Penis Size Secretly Gets His Brother to Have Sex ...". That thread now ranks #2 for his name.

But I nearly ruined my monitor by spitting water all over it when I saw the page that ranks 5th for his name.

http://www.exploremodeling.com/conte...n_Wendler.aspx

I got an extra chuckle when I noticed that he had ZERO votes.

Is this quite possibly the most awesomest interweb find EVAR?


EDIT: Site down due to comment hilarity... but the cache is here for a couple days, anyway:

http://74.125.95.132/search?q=cache:...&ct=clnk&gl=us

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Old 06-30-2009, 12:48 PM   #226
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Can someone please post that animated gif of the startled rodent?
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Old 06-30-2009, 12:51 PM   #227
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I'll tell you one thing, I'm not whoring myself out at discount prices like Hootie. No way I go for less than him. A man has to have some self-respect when in the giving-handies-to-dudes business.




I'll charge $501.
Yeah, but I'm sure Hootie will take $500 in Casino Cash....
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Old 06-30-2009, 12:52 PM   #228
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great now they want to talk about gerbils.
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Old 06-30-2009, 12:54 PM   #229
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If Ms. Katipan can be a dude and Mr. GoChiefs can be a kid and Mr. booger can be a ninja, I'd like to be a forest ranger.

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Old 06-30-2009, 12:54 PM   #230
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Yeah, but I'm sure Hootie will take $500 in Casino Cash....
Heh. I think I'll pass. If I could get excited about a hairy dude grabbing my junk then I'm full-on gay.
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Old 06-30-2009, 12:55 PM   #231
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If Ms. Katipan can be a dude and Mr. GoChiefs can be a kid and Mr. booger can be a ninja, I'd like to be a forest ranger.

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only you can prevent forest fires mr fax
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Old 06-30-2009, 12:56 PM   #232
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If Ms. Katipan can be a dude and Mr. GoChiefs can be a kid and Mr. booger can be a ninja, I'd like to be a forest ranger.

FAX

Are you sure you'd be able to do that? You'd have to spend a lot of time out in the woods and be able to identify the edible berries and hunt down and kill deer with bare hands.

Wait. Sorry. I'm thinking of bears.
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Old 06-30-2009, 12:57 PM   #233
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Brava.

I'll never understand all the strong angry emotions for him. He's a kid. Acts like a kid. Like a smart kid. Like a smart kid that was constrained restrained and detained from most of life. So he has growing pains right now and shares them with the world.

Not like the people in this thread haven't done worse.
Kid?? He is what 27??

That page was full of win before it got taken down.. It does suck that he thought he had a chance at being a model.. Maybe you should ground this mental picture he has of himself as it is not realistic..
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Old 06-30-2009, 12:57 PM   #234
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If Ms. Katipan can be a dude and Mr. GoChiefs can be a kid and Mr. booger can be a ninja, I'd like to be a forest ranger.

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I wanna be a streetcar conductor.
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Old 06-30-2009, 12:58 PM   #235
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I wanna be a streetcar conductor.

I think the only opening right now is for a lightning conductor. It has a great pension program, though.
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Old 06-30-2009, 12:59 PM   #236
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If Ms. Katipan can be a dude and Mr. GoChiefs can be a kid and Mr. booger can be a ninja, I'd like to be a forest ranger.

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I want to be an 18 y/o hot chick, with nice boobs....... Then stay home all day
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Old 06-30-2009, 12:59 PM   #237
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Life in the forest can be very relaxing. Just living among the forest animals and forest trees and forest shrubberies.

And once in a while, two young, blond, nubile, female hikers get lost and it's the responsibility of the forest ranger to teach them the ways of the forest that their momma never told them about.

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Old 06-30-2009, 01:00 PM   #238
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So I can cross your name off the list of people that hopes he gets herpes?
There's a list?? I want to see said list..
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Old 06-30-2009, 01:01 PM   #239
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Secretly wanting some dude strange, huh? It's ok. Tell the Planet your deepest thoughts.
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Old 06-30-2009, 01:01 PM   #240
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Secretly wanting some dude strange, huh? It's ok. Tell the Planet your deepest thoughts.
naw, then I can stay home & play with myself all day or just be a lesbian
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