Claythan now looking to get into modeling? OMFG Awesome find.

[booger]

Originally Posted by FAX

If Ms. Katipan can be a dude and Mr. GoChiefs can be a kid and Mr. booger can be a ninja, I'd like to be a forest ranger.

FAX

only you can prevent forest fires mr fax

[Rain Man]

Originally Posted by FAX

If Ms. Katipan can be a dude and Mr. GoChiefs can be a kid and Mr. booger can be a ninja, I'd like to be a forest ranger.

FAX

Are you sure you'd be able to do that? You'd have to spend a lot of time out in the woods and be able to identify the edible berries and hunt down and kill deer with bare hands.

Wait. Sorry. I'm thinking of bears.

[Skip Towne]

Originally Posted by FAX

If Ms. Katipan can be a dude and Mr. GoChiefs can be a kid and Mr. booger can be a ninja, I'd like to be a forest ranger.

FAX

I wanna be a streetcar conductor.

[Rain Man]

Originally Posted by Skip Towne

I wanna be a streetcar conductor.

I think the only opening right now is for a lightning conductor. It has a great pension program, though.

[JOhn]

Originally Posted by FAX

If Ms. Katipan can be a dude and Mr. GoChiefs can be a kid and Mr. booger can be a ninja, I'd like to be a forest ranger.

FAX

I want to be an 18 y/o hot chick, with nice boobs....... Then stay home all day

[DeezNutz]

Originally Posted by JOhn

I want to be an 18 y/o hot chick, with nice boobs....... Then stray home all day

Secretly wanting some dude strange, huh? It's ok. Tell the Planet your deepest thoughts.

[JOhn]

Originally Posted by DeezNutz

Secretly wanting some dude strange, huh? It's ok. Tell the Planet your deepest thoughts.

naw, then I can stay home & play with myself all day or just be a lesbian

[FAX]

Life in the forest can be very relaxing. Just living among the forest animals and forest trees and forest shrubberies.

And once in a while, two young, blond, nubile, female hikers get lost and it's the responsibility of the forest ranger to teach them the ways of the forest that their momma never told them about.

FAX

[booger]

Originally Posted by FAX

Life in the forest can be very relaxing. Just living among the forest animals and forest trees and forest shrubberies.

And once in a while, two young, blond, nubile, female hikers get lost and it's the responsibility of the forest ranger to teach them the ways of the forest that their momma never told them about.

FAX

wasn't that on cinemax last nite?

[booger]

Originally Posted by booger

wasn't that on cinemax last nite?

don't spoil the ending for me. I fell asleep when they got out the fly swatters.

[Donger]

I'd like to be Uma Thurman's nipples for about 6.34 seconds.

[FAX]

Then, you can take the young, nubile, blond, female, lost hikers back to your forest abode and use your forest chains to lock them up in your forest basement.

FAX

[Rain Man]

I'd like to be an eccentric billionaire if we're picking.

[ChiTown]

Originally Posted by Rain Man

I'd like to be an eccentric billionaire if we're picking.

Sorry, Thurston Howell III already has that wrapped up. Next!