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royr17 · 08-20-2004, 06:08 PM

Ok fellows a little help here see theres this girl coming over on monday night, i like her and she likes me.

As i am ashame to say that i am still a virgin but im asking all you fellows that have experienced this what do u tell the girl when u want to have sex with her ?

How do u approach her about it ?

What do u say to her about it ?

Any help would be useful.

Thanks guys.

Loki · 08-20-2004, 10:10 PM

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Originally Posted by royr17

Ok fellows a little help here see theres this girl coming over on monday night, i like her and she likes me.

As i am ashame to say that i am still a virgin but im asking all you fellows that have experienced this what do u tell the girl when u want to have sex with her ?

How do u approach her about it ?

What do u say to her about it ?

Any help would be useful.

Thanks guys.

for starters... calm the hell down and relax!!! if you're this uptight when she comes over, you'll NEVER get any.

don't be ashamed of being a virgin. that's your first and biggest mistake. so what if you're still a virgin? everyone is a virgin at some point in time right? quit putting the pressure on yourself about that. SO fuckING WHAT??!!

listen, if you like this girl and she likes you, you're part of the way there. secondly, she's already agreed to come to your place. so just relax. the "innuendo" is already there. she wouldn't agree to come visit you if the thought of sex wasn't already there. just relax and try to be comfortable with her and make her feel comfortable being with you. the rest will happen from there.

have fun and good luck!

08-20-2004, 10:12 PM

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Originally Posted by royr17

I dont know if u are referring to me as turning down woman but see the chicks down here im not there type if u aint a bad boy or someone who is a pimp or has a bunch of muscles than u arent there type cause they like guys that have alot of muscles and i dont have the muscles.

plus im not skinny anymore when i was skinny there use to be so many girls attracted to me, but everysince i put on that weight they dont like me anymore so i've been trying to find a girl to like me for who i am.

Bullshit, Bullshit, Bullshit

I'm a fatass who used to have a lot of muscles. I got just as much fine tail as a fatass as I did as a lean hardbody. You just gotta find your niche with the ladies. Confidence is huge.

**morphius** · 08-20-2004, 10:13 PM

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Originally Posted by royr17

I dont know if u are referring to me as turning down woman but see the chicks down here im not there type if u aint a bad boy or someone who is a pimp or has a bunch of muscles than u arent there type cause they like guys that have alot of muscles and i dont have the muscles.

plus im not skinny anymore when i was skinny there use to be so many girls attracted to me, but everysince i put on that weight they dont like me anymore so i've been trying to find a girl to like me for who i am.

as far as me turning down girls let me make it very clear IM SHY yea that right whenever i get around a girl i chicked out cause my shyness so thats also part of the reason why i am still a virgin.

but hopefully that will change on monday, hehe.

No, no. I was talking about me. I met my wife when I was 16, had sex with her a bit into the relationship. Since then I have had to turn down more then a couple women. Though, like you, since I have put on a bit of weight, I haven't had anyone to even turn down. Which is actually nice, because I always felt bad. Some stupid nice guy disease thing.

tk13 · 08-20-2004, 10:14 PM

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Originally Posted by SDChiefsfan

Me too....

Yeah, when I first joined, Phob had some weird advice for me too...

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KPhobia: Hey man, welcome to the board.

tk80: Thanks man, good to be here.

KPhobia: Let me let you in on a little secret.

tk80: Okay...

KPhobia: If you really want to get people around here to like you, here's a few tips... you don't always have to really be yourself, you don't always have to tell the truth. What the people around here like is somebody who's a little geeky, if you like Star Wars you'll be a big hit. A lot of guys here also don't really get laid a lot, so if you act like you've never done it that's a plus. I mean really play it up, act like you've never gotten any... and say you do stupid stuff like drive around the block at parties but refuse to go in. And we have a lot of members from Kentucky, so any feigned attraction to siblings is a plus.

tk80: Interesting... anything else?

KPhobia: Oh yeah, here at ChiefsPlanet we really have no spamming rules, just feel free to post whatever is on your mind all the time, just go crazy. Good luck.

I just kinda brushed it off. I'm not sure if he ever gave that advice to anybody else or not....

philfree · 08-20-2004, 10:15 PM

This thread is worthless with out pictures.

PhilFree

**morphius** · 08-20-2004, 10:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Phobia

Confidence is huge.

This is very true, royr...

08-20-2004, 10:17 PM

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Originally Posted by tk13

Yeah, when I first joined, Phob had some weird advice for me too...

I just kinda brushed it off... I'm not sure if he ever gave that advice to anybody else or not....

Yeah, I had forgotten all about that. Usually I tell people to post a few cartoon strips about ChiefsPlanet or the Chiefs. That is unusually effective.

**Mr. Kotter** · 08-20-2004, 10:17 PM

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Originally Posted by tk13

Yeah, when I first joined, Phob had some weird advice for me too...

I just kinda brushed it off... I'm not sure if he ever gave that advice to anybody else or not....

Damn, Phil must hate you....gotk13

Loki · 08-20-2004, 10:19 PM

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Originally Posted by royr17

I dont know if u are referring to me as turning down woman but see the chicks down here im not there type if u aint a bad boy or someone who is a pimp or has a bunch of muscles than u arent there type cause they like guys that have alot of muscles and i dont have the muscles.

plus im not skinny anymore when i was skinny there use to be so many girls attracted to me, but everysince i put on that weight they dont like me anymore so i've been trying to find a girl to like me for who i am.

as far as me turning down girls let me make it very clear IM SHY yea that right whenever i get around a girl i chicked out cause my shyness so thats also part of the reason why i am still a virgin.

but hopefully that will change on monday, hehe.

i'm sorry about this dude, but the "shy" thing is a total cop-out.
also trying to find reasons that you're "inadequate" ie: non-pimp, non-musclehead, non-tuffguy, non-whatever, is a cop out as well.

this is the deal:

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so i've been trying to find a girl to like me for who i am

you're obviously looking in the wrong places at the wrong chicks. there are plenty of girls out there man. get some nads and go talk to them. they won't bite (unless you like that sort of thing

)

they're just girls... nothing that scary about them.

**Bob Dole** · 08-20-2004, 10:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Phobia

Confidence is huge.

She told you what Bob Dole named it?

Bitch.

JazzzLovr · 08-20-2004, 10:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Bob_Damned_Dole

She told you what Bob Dole named it?

Bitch.

**Mr. Kotter** · 08-20-2004, 10:21 PM

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Originally Posted by morphius

... Though, like you, since I have put on a bit of weight, I haven't had anyone to even turn down. Which is actually nice, because I always felt bad. Some stupid nice guy disease thing.

Damn, I knew I loved this place for a reason!

New rationalization: My state of being "too short for my weight" is a self-defense mechanism to avoid having to hurt chick's feelings....since I'm married, I'd have to turn them down--but I don't want to hurt their feelings, so I'll get fat...and they won't like me anymore.

Damn, Morph, thanks.

**Bowser** · 08-20-2004, 10:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Bob_Damned_Dole

She told you what Bob Dole named it?

Bitch.

Cocque humor is teh rep!!

**morphius** · 08-20-2004, 10:25 PM

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Originally Posted by SDChiefsfan

Damn, I knew I loved this place for a reason!

New rationalization: My state of being "too short for my weight" is a self-defense mechanism to avoid having to hurt chick's feelings....since I'm married, I'd have to turn them down--but I don't want to hurt their feelings, so I'll get fat...and they won't like me anymore.

Damn, Morph, thanks.

Of course hanging out in the house with a three year old most of the time makes it really damn hard to encounter and women who might be intrested, much less working as a Sys Admin doesn't help either, cause there are maybe 10 hot SA's in the world and I have yet to meet any of them.

08-20-2004, 10:26 PM

Seriously Roy - dude - get sex out of your mind for now. Try getting to know the chick and getting comfortable with her (and her, with you). The more "getting laid" dominates your thoughts, the more desperate you'll appear. A desperate dude can't get laid, period. Not with the fattest, drunkest chick at closing time. It ain't happening. Just take it slow and see where it goes. If you're slobbering all over yourself and sporting a 12 pack of condoms in your pocket, you won't even get to hold her hand.

FWIW, if KCChiefsman posts anything in this thread you should do the opposite of whatever he says.

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Phobia Guest	Seriously Roy - dude - get sex out of your mind for now. Try getting to know the chick and getting comfortable with her (and her, with you). The more "getting laid" dominates your thoughts, the more desperate you'll appear. A desperate dude can't get laid, period. Not with the fattest, drunkest chick at closing time. It ain't happening. Just take it slow and see where it goes. If you're slobbering all over yourself and sporting a 12 pack of condoms in your pocket, you won't even get to hold her hand. FWIW, if KCChiefsman posts anything in this thread you should do the opposite of whatever he says.
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