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The 23rd Pillar
Join Date: Sep 2002
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I’m leaving forever.
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I know what you’re thinking. Maybe I got annoyed by something someone said. Maybe after two Super Bowls in a row I’m satiated on the Chiefs. Maybe I’m going to prison, or joining Dick Cheney on a barnstorming tour, or maybe the antifreeze actually wasn’t a good idea and I died. The fun of a farewell forever thread is not in knowing the reason. It’s in not knowing, and the mystery behind the disappearance. MrBlond is legendary not because he was here or because he left, but rather because of how he departed. He was DB Cooper jumping out of the Chiefsplanet plane and disappearing into the night, and with that act he became immortal. It is now my time to parachute from the plane, and I can assure you that I will not return. It would be enjoyable to become an unsolved Chiefsplanet mystery in the process, but I can’t do that to you. It’s cruel enough that you will no longer get to read my thoughtful prose and learn from my wisdom. I can’t allow you to speculate forever about what became of me, and to always wonder if that guy with the fake glasses and mustache sitting next to you at the game is me. So I’ve instructed one Chiefsplanet member to reveal the mystery. If this thread ever reaches 1,000 posts, that person will share the reason. But until then, you will have only my boarding pass, a flight attendant’s vague description, and 110,871 posts to remember me by. Farewell, Chiefsplanet! (Sound of wind rushing past an open passenger cabin door.) ![]() Last edited by DaFace; 05-18-2021 at 03:00 PM.. |
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#211 |
Bono & Grbac wasn't enough
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Sioux City, IA
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#212 |
Psycho Bag Of Squanch
Join Date: Sep 2001
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Posts: 69,591
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#213 |
The Lurkiest
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Wichita, KS.
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Has he made any posts since the OP? I know I could search, but just adding to the post total here.
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Posts: 2,748
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#214 |
Would an idiot do that?
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Arizona
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Posts: 56,169
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#215 |
Would an idiot do that?
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Arizona
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#216 |
Would an idiot do that?
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Arizona
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#217 |
Rookie
Join Date: Apr 2021
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Oh well, glad you got to meet me.
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#218 |
Veteran
Join Date: Feb 2018
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Someone tell me the story about MrBlond.
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Posts: 1,475
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#219 |
NFL's #1 Ermines Fan
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: My house
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Posts: 142,198
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#220 |
MVP
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Missouri
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#221 |
Cheat Death
Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: Land of Drincoln
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This is like having your retirement party in the call center break room
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Posts: 34,638
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#222 |
NFL's #1 Ermines Fan
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: My house
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He arrived, he posted, and then one day he said, "This is my last post. It's not due to health or an issue with the board, but for life reasons I'm never going to post again." Or maybe it was even, "I'm never going to be able to post again." And then he was gone. He may have been the first high-post-count guy to leave, too. So the mystery remains of what happened.
In fact, here's the thread: https://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/show...78#post1847378 . It may be the most famous thread in CP history. |
Posts: 142,198
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#223 |
Dazed and Confused
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Somewhere Out There
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#224 |
The Lurkiest
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Wichita, KS.
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#225 |
Cheat Death
Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: Land of Drincoln
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