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04-15-2020, 09:29 PM | #21331 |
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Are my testicles black?
A suspected Covid-19 male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose. A young student female nurse appears and gives him a partial sponge bath. "Nurse,"' he mumbles from behind the mask, "are my testicles black?" Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet." He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, please check for me. Are my testicles black?" Concerned that he might elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from worrying about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and pulls back the covers. She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles gently in the other. She looks very closely and says, "There's nothing wrong with them, Sir. They look fine." The man slowly pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her, and says very slowly, "Thank you very much. That was wonderful. Now listen very, very, closely: "Are - my - test - results - back?" |
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04-15-2020, 09:30 PM | #21332 | |
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04-15-2020, 09:33 PM | #21333 |
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Lew dog drinks alot
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04-15-2020, 09:35 PM | #21334 |
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04-15-2020, 09:44 PM | #21335 | |
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04-16-2020, 02:24 AM | #21336 |
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WATCH: Dr. Birx says the number of reported coronavirus cases in the U.S. declined over the past 5 days, showing the success of social distancing measures. https://t.co/QtpN60itcL
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04-16-2020, 03:18 AM | #21337 |
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04-16-2020, 05:42 AM | #21338 |
Hey Loochy, I'm hooome!
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04-16-2020, 06:07 AM | #21339 | |
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04-16-2020, 06:15 AM | #21340 | |
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Maybe you’ve heard of a condition called diabetes? That happens to be one of the leading underlying health conditions that contributes to complications/deaths for people with COVID-19. Last edited by FloridaMan88; 04-16-2020 at 06:22 AM.. |
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04-16-2020, 06:22 AM | #21341 |
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04-16-2020, 06:30 AM | #21342 | |
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You also forget to mention that most beer has a ton of carbs made from grain which spike blood sugar levels. |
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04-16-2020, 06:38 AM | #21343 | |
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You might want to educate yourself on the impacts of excess sugar consumption in terms of contributing to cardiovascular disease, cancer, etc. Not to mention inflammation, weakening the immune system and other health issues. |
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04-16-2020, 06:41 AM | #21344 | |
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04-16-2020, 06:43 AM | #21345 |
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It is very hard to avoid sugar (milk/veggies/fruit) much easier to avoid alcohol.
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