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04-20-2010, 11:18 AM | #2116 |
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04-20-2010, 12:23 PM | #2117 |
Cheaterlover*
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And all I was going in for was a prescription refill. I had no idea I was gonna get a finger up the bum. Quite a shock, when you're not expecting it and you've only had one doc do it and it was a good 13 years ago.
I called my wife and started the conversation with, "You do it better!" Then I told my dad. "My doctor stuck two fingers up my ass!" My dad said, "TWO fingers?!?" I said, "Well, it FELT like two fingers... either that or he has one fat index finger!" |
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04-21-2010, 08:52 PM | #2118 |
Banned
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Just a few of the brave horny souls
but lightening bugs are back |
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04-21-2010, 09:48 PM | #2119 |
You think you can get by this?
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04-24-2010, 09:44 PM | #2120 |
You think you can get by this?
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Bored............again.
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04-27-2010, 12:42 PM | #2121 |
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Why is everything and everybody soooo fuuuuuugggin' sloooooow today?!
Why can't I take a damn vacation?! I'm shaking b/c I'm fuggin' starving... is it too much to ask to have an uninterrupted lunch?! Me: "Hey Doc... I'm having panic attacks and extremely stressed out, what can I do or take for this?!" Doc: (in a middle eastern accent) "Stop smoking, stop drinking caffeine, and just let go of your worries." Me: Last edited by Lumpy; 04-27-2010 at 12:47 PM.. |
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04-28-2010, 11:43 AM | #2122 |
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A ginger pornstache
gee I don't know |
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04-28-2010, 03:17 PM | #2123 |
Starter
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04-28-2010, 03:19 PM | #2124 |
MVP
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04-28-2010, 03:20 PM | #2125 |
legend
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04-28-2010, 04:23 PM | #2126 |
legend
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sitting here suckin' on my big ol' chilidog!
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04-28-2010, 04:25 PM | #2127 |
C.H.I.E.F.S
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04-28-2010, 05:25 PM | #2128 |
Cheaterlover*
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04-28-2010, 06:24 PM | #2129 |
FINALLY! The wait is over.
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04-28-2010, 06:26 PM | #2130 |
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