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06-30-2008, 07:43 PM | #2116 |
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06-30-2008, 07:47 PM | #2117 |
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Haha so Skip Towne is in his 60s huh? So he is basically on his death bed already yet he is talking smack. Thats nice.
As for the rest of you...you have showed me nothing as far as the chicks you bang so I will assume you are all virgins. |
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06-30-2008, 07:49 PM | #2118 | |
Would an idiot do that?
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12 o'douche has provided nothing to the thread since it was created, which usually makes for a thread that goes for 3-400 posts then dies with the night crew. And the guy who only posts from his cell phone.... mysteriously, their IP addresses don't match! |
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06-30-2008, 07:49 PM | #2119 |
testing ... 1, 2, 3
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Yep. Big time virgin, right here. Never seen a girl naked. Although, I did see one piss standing up one time. About a 10 foot stream, too.
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06-30-2008, 07:51 PM | #2120 | |
I'll be back.
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You are Darth Sidious, Lord of the Pussy! You have related tales of cunning one-night stand betrayals and learned to cheat women out of their underwear! I am intoxicated with the thought of your power. So I ask you, Darth Midnight Vulture: IS IT POSSIBLE TO LEARN THIS POWER? If so, we could be Sith Lords of the Pussy. Always two there are, a master and an apprentice. |
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06-30-2008, 07:51 PM | #2121 |
Got swag?
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06-30-2008, 07:53 PM | #2122 |
Got swag?
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06-30-2008, 07:54 PM | #2123 | |
In Search of a Life
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06-30-2008, 07:54 PM | #2124 |
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You're gayer than the butt plug Liberace borrowed from Elton John.
What kind of rusty trombone takes pictures of himself with random broads he's trying to pick up? Definitely not a true player, thats for sure. You're a stupid Twunt with a grab bag of 3 lame insults and photos of Bill Cowher in a blonde wig. Nowhere in any of your pics have you proven anything other than your cousins let you take a photo at the family reunion. Nothing screams "party" or "big club pimp" in any of them. Maybe you should have the near sighted Jay leno Clone who finds stupid to be an aphrodesiac sign up and confirm your prowess. At least have the balls to post her myspace account, Freddie Mercury. |
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06-30-2008, 07:57 PM | #2125 | |
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The guy beds the easiest of the easy with the END GAME of talking about it with a bunch of fat hairy dudes. Every pump, thinking 'the guys on Chiefsplanet aren't gonna believe how much I was able to pleasure this female object. They will adore me and heap much accolades.' |
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06-30-2008, 08:00 PM | #2126 |
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All we've seen are you with pics of girls fully clothed, so we'll assume the same for you. I've got evidence... 3 kids and the DNA matches. Where are your kids, virgin boy?
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06-30-2008, 08:01 PM | #2127 |
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I realize that midnight_douchebags' mom is like The Battle of Thermopylae. 300 sweating men stand in a huge cavernous gulch, waiting to stick their swords in pulsing flesh, knowing that they're going to die as a result. [/channel of redrum]
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06-30-2008, 08:16 PM | #2128 | |
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I'm not sure I've ever seen anyone so desperate for the approval of strangers. Last edited by Adept Havelock; 06-30-2008 at 08:22 PM.. |
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06-30-2008, 08:19 PM | #2129 |
Got swag?
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Anyone ever hear of the "pussy-troll"?
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06-30-2008, 08:21 PM | #2130 |
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