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Old 04-11-2023, 08:37 PM  
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Hello old people of CP! Do you ever think about wanting to talk about problems you and other old people have? Is this football forum the only place on the internet you know how to get to? Well look no further! This old man thread is here for you to talk about your trials and tribulations.

Have an itch to complain about how the young generation doesn't know what hard work is? Post it in here! Are there some birds that need yelled or do you have neighbors that play music too loud? We'd love to hear about it! Did you fill your diapers and want to complain about the poor quality of Chinese products? Please regale us!

So if you can barely see letters in this thread without zooming in, but refuse to give up your drivers license, we'd love to read what you have to tell us! Come on in, bring your Werther's candy, and folksy tales of how things used to be!
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Old 04-12-2023, 02:56 PM   #196
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That means I've missed a lot of signals at tourist sites. I hope I didn't offend those women.
Even if you did we’re trained to suppress it.
But sleep with one eye open.
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Old 04-12-2023, 02:56 PM   #197
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Old 04-12-2023, 02:59 PM   #198
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Old 04-12-2023, 03:01 PM   #199
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Old 04-12-2023, 03:01 PM   #200
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Old 04-12-2023, 03:02 PM   #201
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Old 04-12-2023, 03:04 PM   #202
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Anyone have a rubber band around their scrotum? Not a fan of the genital man bun, but I can’t afford a plastic surgeon. Age & gravity make strange bedfellows.
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Old 04-12-2023, 03:14 PM   #203
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I'm in La Vista. Before I agree to hang out, I need to know how jacked up your sense of humor is. Mine is at an 11, so I gotta know if I'll need to dial it down or not lol.
I'm in Papio...you know, the OTHER side of the tracks...
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Old 04-12-2023, 03:51 PM   #204
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Old 04-12-2023, 04:11 PM   #205
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Old 04-12-2023, 04:32 PM   #206
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Because they want to love you long time, but not if you're too buku so I'm out
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Old 04-12-2023, 04:36 PM   #207
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...with a knick knack paddy wack give a dog a bone.....

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Old 04-12-2023, 04:37 PM   #208
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...with a knick knack paddy wack give a dog a bone.....

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Did she post bail?
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Old 04-12-2023, 04:41 PM   #209
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Nope. This old man came rolling home.
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Old 04-12-2023, 04:43 PM   #210
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