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04-14-2020, 05:44 PM | #20806 |
Life is changing..
Join Date: Jul 2012
Location: NW Missouri
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While we're at it, maybe someone can nuke moon so we can have a sweet fireworks show before this thing kills us all. Or every country on earth can just launch all their nukes at one another and we can get this over with in about 10 minutes
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04-14-2020, 05:45 PM | #20807 |
The Maintenance Guy
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Renovated Bugeater Estate
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Can you at least wait until I get my stimulus check and spend it on hookers and blow?
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04-14-2020, 05:45 PM | #20808 |
Life is changing..
Join Date: Jul 2012
Location: NW Missouri
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How many deaths do you think the models will calculate from every nuclear weapon going off at once will predict? Don't forget the 95% variability!!!
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04-14-2020, 05:46 PM | #20809 |
Cheat Death
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04-14-2020, 05:46 PM | #20810 |
Life is changing..
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04-14-2020, 05:47 PM | #20811 |
Kind of a mod
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Location: Donkey Land
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This will be a fun experiment. Money vs. death. It's morbid, but it'll be fascinating to look back in 10 years and see if there was a right and wrong decision.
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04-14-2020, 05:47 PM | #20812 |
The Maintenance Guy
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04-14-2020, 05:48 PM | #20813 |
I love your mom
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04-14-2020, 05:48 PM | #20814 |
Life is changing..
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04-14-2020, 05:48 PM | #20815 |
"Think BOOM!"
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04-14-2020, 05:49 PM | #20816 |
**** That Noise
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04-14-2020, 05:50 PM | #20817 |
**** That Noise
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04-14-2020, 05:51 PM | #20818 |
Supporter
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04-14-2020, 05:53 PM | #20819 |
Indian Twitter
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Free Agency
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If we have testing, treatments, enough vents and beds then starting to open things could/?should? happen. That's my layman's thought. People still need to social distance, wash, sterilize and wash again. Use curbside pickup. Wear masks and be conscious of the vulnerable and keep them safe. Society can't stay locked up for much longer though.
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04-14-2020, 05:55 PM | #20820 |
Life is changing..
Join Date: Jul 2012
Location: NW Missouri
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Tom Hanks will volunteer to fly some kind of Elon Musk designed rocket that will penetrate the moon to its core before unleashing a blast the size of the combined world's stockpile of nuclear weapons.
Patrick Mahomes will then throw multiple air burst nuclear weapons into the atmosphere, which will be held in place somehow until there's enough to cover the entire atmosphere of the planet. Dick Van Dyke will then appear and a counter will start... 10...9...8....7....6....5 BUT WAIT! Bill Gates has found a vaccine!!! 4....3....2... Bugeater, plowing 2 hookers after smashing his face into a pile of cocaine that would make that scene from Scarface look like child's play looks up to the sky and gives a thumbs up 1..... BOOM |
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