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02-22-2017, 07:15 AM | #2056 |
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Stay positive, Lonewolf Ed.
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02-22-2017, 07:30 AM | #2057 |
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Keep fighting brother. We're supporting you from afar!
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02-22-2017, 08:10 AM | #2058 |
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Keep fighting, don't ever give up...
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02-22-2017, 11:31 AM | #2059 |
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I had some strange questions posed to me at the clinic, too. The oddest was, "Has diarrhea adversely affected your sexual activity?" Whaaaaaat? Ummm, how the hell wouldn't it? Browning the sheets isn't very sexy, in my opinion. So, why ask that and why now? How come they never asked me, "So, has having 9 inches of colon chopped out and that big scar in your gut up to your navel that we sliced through nerves so you can't even feel your junk affected your sexual activity in any way? How about the bi-weekly poisonings we pump into you? Anything not working like it used to?"
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02-22-2017, 11:48 AM | #2060 |
pie is never free
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02-22-2017, 03:14 PM | #2061 | |
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Can you at least still choke the chicken to baby sitter porn? |
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02-22-2017, 11:35 PM | #2062 |
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02-23-2017, 11:35 AM | #2063 |
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02-23-2017, 01:15 PM | #2064 |
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02-23-2017, 09:45 PM | #2065 |
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02-23-2017, 10:26 PM | #2066 | |
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02-23-2017, 10:58 PM | #2067 |
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Browning the sheets?
Sorry about your CT Ed. Stay positive and focus on the good in your life. All the best from my end of the state. |
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02-24-2017, 10:06 AM | #2068 |
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You're the "dad", the hot young baby sitter comes to watch the kids, then at the end of the night you wind up alone with her to "pay" her.
You give it to her real good! Last edited by scho63; 02-24-2017 at 10:54 AM.. |
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02-24-2017, 10:11 AM | #2069 |
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02-24-2017, 10:36 AM | #2070 |
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I hate to break up the baby sitter discussion, but I have prepared a speech for my party I am holding in the Irish House on April 27th, and thought maybe some of you might like to read what I plan to say. I hate speaking before groups, but I think it is called for here, so I have to grin and bear it. Just a reminder what the party is about, I have invited my cousins and their spouses, and friends I have made over there. I used to make it an early birthday party, but this year it is a gathering of family and friends. I bet I get presents anyhow...
In Danish: Hearty welcome, good friends and family and thanks for coming. This is a special place and it is good to see you all here. In English: First, I would like to introduce the owner of the Irish House, Jerome, and thank him for all the work to make this party happen. Also, welcome to my nephew Alan making his first visit here, and welcome back to my brother Darron and to Chipp. Even when I am not here, I feel like part of me is always here in Aalborg. I have so much to come back for here in people and places. Denmark is part of me and I feel it in Aalborg, Vrensted, Løkken and places like the Irish House. I hope that in some small way, I am part of those places, too. Two years ago, Darron, Chipp, and Rod joined the King Christian IV Guild after me. I saw to that in part so that they would be part of Aalborg, too. So if I am gone, (looking at Darron and Chipp) you can still come back here on your own and I hope that you will. But, if this is my last trip here, let it be sad after I am no longer living. I want to celebrate with you all that I am here now and I will be here tomorrow and the day after that. Right here and now, I have family and friends and good food and drink in one of my favorite places. For me, this is a fine moment in life to share. In Danish: To friends, to family, to life. Cheers! |
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