|
04-27-2017, 07:19 PM | |
Tossed Salad & Scrambled Eggs
Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: ATX & OPKS
|
*****The Patrick Mahomes Thread*****
IT ****ING HAPPENED
OP UPDATE: Because of all the interest in this thread, I've place all of the video content of Patrick Mahomes II's college career, and draft day goodness into a single post that can be found here. Enjoy! Last edited by Dante84; 05-17-2017 at 09:40 AM.. |
Posts: 20,018
|
12-10-2018, 10:51 AM | #20116 | |
Sauntering Vaguely Downwards
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Columbia, Mo
|
Quote:
That mother****er has made me come to appreciate Shannon Sharpe. I hope Bayless catches on fire someday. I don't want him to die - I would actually prefer he live a long life of the agony of people no longer willing to look at his disfigured countenance. I also hear that if the burns aren't deep enough to destroy the nerve endings, you'll just spend the remainder of your life in unimaginable pain. So irrelevant and in unyielding and excruciating pain. For about 30 years before he ends up having one of those episodes where you're paralyzed alive and his cats think he died so they spend a few days slowly consuming him and actually shitting out parts of him right on ol' Skip's chest. That's why its important that it take a couple of days; gotta give them enough time to digest. Then and only then can he die. Preferably through choking on his own excreted body parts as the last living things that can stand to be in his presence slowly devour him. I don't care for Skip Bayless. |
|
Posts: 62,880
|
3 0 |
12-10-2018, 10:54 AM | #20117 | |
Mahomes Fanboi
Join Date: Apr 2004
|
Quote:
|
|
Posts: 19,846
|
12-10-2018, 10:55 AM | #20118 | |
Thank you
Join Date: May 2014
|
Quote:
|
|
Posts: 23,050
|
12-10-2018, 11:13 AM | #20119 | |
Unsparing
Join Date: Aug 2008
|
Quote:
There IS NO hate like CP hate. Like Mahomes, it is unique, potent, and highly special, God bless us all. |
|
Posts: 77,135
|
12-10-2018, 11:15 AM | #20120 | |
Supporter
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Scott City KS
|
Quote:
In honesty, Bayless, and to a lesser extent Stephen A Smith, which is essentially a bastardized caricature of Bayless represent all that is wrong with sports talk. Christ it's a joke. Unfortunately most sports talk "personalities" are heading down that road. It'd be a lot of fun to watch sports shows talk about Mahomes, but I can't do it. I just can't turn that noise on. |
|
Posts: 57,834
|
12-10-2018, 11:35 AM | #20121 | |
MVP
Join Date: Aug 2017
Location: Austin, Texas
|
Quote:
|
|
Posts: 6,632
|
12-10-2018, 12:08 PM | #20122 | |
MVP
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Las Vegas
|
Quote:
IM\'m roughly 20 of those 186k views . Wanna make it bigger? Respond to the people making comments and Facebook will help yopu continue to be seen. Just a little trick. Use it. Its a great video |
|
Posts: 6,592
|
12-10-2018, 12:16 PM | #20123 |
Man of Culture
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Far Beyond Comprehension
|
|
Posts: 42,618
|
12-10-2018, 12:17 PM | #20124 | |
Supporter
Join Date: Aug 2000
|
Quote:
|
|
Posts: 95,642
|
12-10-2018, 12:28 PM | #20125 |
In Search of a Life
Join Date: Nov 2018
|
|
Posts: 21,754
|
12-10-2018, 12:57 PM | #20126 |
21st Century Schizoid Fan
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: The Gates of Delirium
|
|
Posts: 70,141
|
12-10-2018, 12:58 PM | #20127 | |
Man of Culture
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Far Beyond Comprehension
|
Quote:
|
|
Posts: 42,618
|
12-10-2018, 01:08 PM | #20128 | |
**** you, you cretin.
Join Date: Jan 2012
|
Quote:
|
|
Posts: 30,072
|
12-10-2018, 01:12 PM | #20129 |
Sauntering Vaguely Downwards
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Columbia, Mo
|
He's gonna throw a pick someday and that ****smoke is gonna say "See, I told you so..."
Meanwhile in a game that we won in overtime it directly led to a FG at the end of the 1st half. I think maybe those points ended up being pretty critical, no? Maybe he does it some day and it ends with a result that costs us a game. But y'know what, without that play we probably don't win Sunday. And on that note, "Mr. Shitty Clock Management" Andy Reid called TO when the Ravens got the ball back after the Kelce TD exclusively to get the ball back and allow that FG drive. Funny, I didn't see any threads started giving him credit for it and instead I've seen him just get made fun of for having to have Mahomes save his ass again or something. Seems fair... |
Posts: 62,880
|
12-10-2018, 01:14 PM | #20130 | |
Mahomes: We Are All Witnesses
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Miami, FL
|
Quote:
|
|
Posts: 42,947
|
|
|