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02-18-2015, 11:12 PM | #1996 |
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If this was a bar Canofbier would be leaving with Kaptian.
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02-18-2015, 11:13 PM | #1997 |
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Watching local 9 news and they just said something to the effect of...
1/3 of all divorces last year had the word FACEBOOK in it. I don't know whether to laugh or cry. Or laugh so much I'm crying. |
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02-18-2015, 11:15 PM | #1998 | |
"You like to drink?"
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Facebook is the proverbial straw that breaks the camel's back of marriages between poorly matched couples via vanity, envy or from good ol fashioned cheating. |
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02-18-2015, 11:15 PM | #1999 |
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02-18-2015, 11:18 PM | #2000 |
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hahahaah this is so zingy.
Why him? Sex? Young sex? I have a vagina. On my worse day with 200 lbs added I could have sex. Why would I miss the chance to hang out with Clay? Or hug on keg? Or get my nails done with Discuss? Because. Sex? Or were you implying that we were going to go out to the car and smoke lots of pot because thats probably pretty close to the truth. |
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02-18-2015, 11:20 PM | #2001 | |
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No homo of course. |
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02-18-2015, 11:20 PM | #2002 |
I'll be back.
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02-18-2015, 11:21 PM | #2003 |
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02-18-2015, 11:21 PM | #2004 |
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I believe Clays online personality comes off as too strong on you darling.
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02-18-2015, 11:21 PM | #2005 | |
"You like to drink?"
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My thumbnails constantly rip apart and it takes 30 lbs of force to trim my big toes. I also have beaucoup calluses on my feet. Are you in or ARE YOU IN ??? |
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02-18-2015, 11:23 PM | #2006 |
You gotta kill a few people
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Canofbier's posted some of his online dating repartee in this thread.
He's definitely intelligent but comes across as a bit drab. |
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02-18-2015, 11:23 PM | #2007 |
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I'm uncomfortable with people at my feet. I'm actually uncomfortable with subservience as a general whole.
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02-18-2015, 11:25 PM | #2008 |
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02-18-2015, 11:25 PM | #2009 | |
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http://www.thefrisky.com/2014-11-13/...term-implants/ |
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02-18-2015, 11:28 PM | #2010 |
¡RIOS MIO!
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I'd be happy to meet up with most people in this thread if it weren't for the fact that many of us live hundreds of miles away from one another. We have enough in common to have fun together, I think.
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