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01-18-2020, 08:19 PM | #1996 |
George Brett shit his pants
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People are forgetting that the first six games do not matter on their record because they were using Mariota. They are night and day better with Tanny
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01-18-2020, 08:19 PM | #1997 | |
Bolton gonna knock you out
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01-18-2020, 08:22 PM | #1998 |
MVP
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01-18-2020, 08:29 PM | #1999 |
Hung off the Night Train
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01-18-2020, 08:39 PM | #2000 |
Going home eventually
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01-18-2020, 08:55 PM | #2001 |
MVP
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01-18-2020, 09:01 PM | #2002 |
Bolton gonna knock you out
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First off I am really drunk, I ate some edibles, and admittedly I can’t sing so this is gonna be pretty rough on your ears. But there is at least some comedy in the lyrics. I chose a song by a guy who’s voice I couldn’t match and I apologize. That said... here’s my badly sung (but amazingly written) version on Titans are going down. Gonna post lyrics so you can kinda sing along.
Chiefs are more than you bargained for yeah They’re dying to show you Everything you do is weak Won’t be like the game in the 10th week Arrowheads grass will be your mausoleum You’re just a notch on our bedpost on the way to the Supee Bowl Broken hearts shattered dreams Cinderella’s season is over you’ve chosen the wrong team You’re going down down in the championship round Titans watch Mahomes balls swinging Chiefs are number one and you’re bullshit Maybe next year better get used to it You’re going down down Titans are gonna drown In multiple touchdowns on Sunday Mahomes with another bullet Chiefs destiny they’re gonna fulfill it Chiefs are more than you bargained for yeah Titans girlfriends are watching Travis Kelce Wishing to be the friction in his jeans Isn’t it messed up you think your team can just beat em You’re just a notch in their bedpost on the way to win it all Ugly fans, smell like cheese These neck bears rednecks have chosen the wrong team Your going down down in the championship round Titans watch Mahomes balls swinging Chiefs are number one and you’re bullshit This ain’t your year better get used to it Your going down down getting your pants pulled down At midfield at Arrowhead TYREEK faster than a bullet Chiefs destiny they’re gonna fulfill it. |
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01-18-2020, 09:04 PM | #2003 | |
Hello
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01-18-2020, 09:07 PM | #2004 |
Cheat Death
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Bruh delete that shit. We don't need that kind of awkward juju going into the AFCCG.
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01-18-2020, 09:11 PM | #2005 |
I Like The Kansas City Chiefs
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Clearly an imposter. Everyone knows all Chuefs fans are bald and overweight with goatees.
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01-18-2020, 09:22 PM | #2006 |
MVP
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All this shit about how much better they are with Tannehill. Well guess our O was damn near unstoppable with a hobbled Mahomes and a make shift line. How the **** are the Titans going to stop our passing attack? That’s really the only question that matters. If they can, well, maybe Vrabel hacks his dick off. Otherwise...
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01-18-2020, 09:26 PM | #2007 | |
Why so serious?
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01-18-2020, 09:28 PM | #2008 | |
I'll be back.
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01-18-2020, 09:32 PM | #2009 |
MVP
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This could be our version of “Pants on the ground”.
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01-18-2020, 09:35 PM | #2010 |
Hello
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