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I'll be back.
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****OFFICIAL Kansas City Chiefs @ Los Angeles Chargers TNF Game Thread****
Everyone is talking about COVID-19 but have you heard of a DEADLY NEW DISEASE that originated in the GREAT STATE OF MISSOURI, WHERE MY FAVORITE FOOTBALL TEAM, THE KANSAS CITY CHIEFS, ALSO PLAY?
We call this disease MAHOMESIASIS-15* It is FATAL to ALL AFC West teams AND their fans outside Missouri. Quote:
PROFESSIONAL ATHLETES are at extremely HIGH RISK. Symptoms: random burn marks, depression, shrinking of genitals, elevated estrogen levels. WAIT WAIT I'M GETTING A REPORT FROM THE CENTERS FOR DEFENSE CONTROL! OH MY GOD THERE'S AN OUTBREAK HAPPENING RIGHT NOW IN LOS ANGELES! EVERYONE THERE IS GOING TO DIE! *Please consult a doctor if your Mahomesiasis-15 lasts longer than this game thread. |
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12-16-2021, 09:17 PM | #1966 |
How tall is this thing?
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Imagine keeping your job after a display of such sheer stupidity.
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12-16-2021, 09:17 PM | #1967 |
That's just f***in' stupid
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Offense HAVE to win this one. That means TOUCHDOWNS
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12-16-2021, 09:17 PM | #1968 |
Has a particular set of skills
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Now Patrick. You must lead here. Put it in the end zone. If they call a run on 1st down up the middle, ignore it
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12-16-2021, 09:17 PM | #1969 |
www.nfl-forecast.com
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Andy, manage down and distance. That means don't waste first or second down.
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12-16-2021, 09:17 PM | #1970 |
Man of Culture
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Staley must believe that this is Madden, and forgot this is a real game
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12-16-2021, 09:17 PM | #1971 |
MVP
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I told you guys to think positively.
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12-16-2021, 09:17 PM | #1972 |
MVP
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That’s 9 points left behind on the Chuggers
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12-16-2021, 09:17 PM | #1973 |
World's Best Boss
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12-16-2021, 09:17 PM | #1974 |
Tip of the hat LIV Champs
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We got this or i'm not drumk
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12-16-2021, 09:17 PM | #1975 |
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What the **** Kelce.
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12-16-2021, 09:17 PM | #1976 |
Chiefs
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JFC
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12-16-2021, 09:18 PM | #1977 |
Starter
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Analytics in football is so dumb. Doesn’t factor in so much. Great for baseball not so much for football.
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12-16-2021, 09:18 PM | #1978 |
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Wow....lucked out there.
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12-16-2021, 09:18 PM | #1979 |
Most Valuable Villain
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I swear to God with this ****ing team.
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12-16-2021, 09:18 PM | #1980 |
MVP
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Man that was close
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