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I'll be back.
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08-04-2008, 09:56 PM | #1952 |
You think you can get by this?
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08-04-2008, 09:58 PM | #1953 |
I'll be back.
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I'm going to bed. Maybe I'll dream about sex. That's as close as I'll ever get. EVER. FOREVER EVER.
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08-04-2008, 10:06 PM | #1954 |
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Please help him, Luv. I'll never ask for anything again. We'll simulcast the event live on the Planet and the two of you shall live forever in infamy. Just do it for me.
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08-04-2008, 10:09 PM | #1955 |
You think you can get by this?
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08-04-2008, 10:11 PM | #1956 |
Supporter
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08-04-2008, 10:14 PM | #1957 |
Valiant 'The Thread Killer'
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08-04-2008, 10:25 PM | #1958 |
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I believe he is a virgin. Look at how goofy and inept he acts around women. Even on this board. He's scared to death of them.
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08-04-2008, 10:30 PM | #1959 |
Run Chiefs fans, run!!
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We should take a collection and hire two call girls so for his first time he can have a 2for1.
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08-04-2008, 10:52 PM | #1960 |
don't tell me about collage
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08-05-2008, 11:45 AM | #1961 |
I'll be back.
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Tonight is my last night in River Falls. Feed me some ****in' pickup lines or something.
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08-05-2008, 11:53 AM | #1962 | |
Like I woke up in Wonderland..
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if he was destined to blow his load in his pants at the sight of one girl's axe wound, how quickly do you think he'll splash the baby batter at the sight of 2 girls scissoring eachother? |
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08-05-2008, 11:55 AM | #1963 | |
Like I woke up in Wonderland..
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go to adultfriendfinder or something, and fill your profile with the nastiest shit you've heard in a porno. you'll get laid by the end of the week. |
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08-05-2008, 11:56 AM | #1964 |
Mindful Taoist German
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08-05-2008, 11:58 AM | #1965 | |
Mindful Taoist German
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Any site that emails me about 3x a week begging for a visit is likely getting as much action as GOATSE right about now... |
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