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10-28-2023, 06:14 PM | #1951 |
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And here comes the pea positivity club. Spreading their little green lies. It starts with a handful in the soups and shepard's pie. Next thing you know, all the casseroles are tinted pale green. They think they're clever trying to pair it with other veggies. I'm sure you've heard their awful mantras. "Goes together like peas and carrots?" Deceit!
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10-28-2023, 06:18 PM | #1952 | |
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10-28-2023, 06:19 PM | #1953 |
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10-28-2023, 07:16 PM | #1954 |
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10-28-2023, 07:42 PM | #1955 |
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10-28-2023, 10:02 PM | #1956 |
Wasted away again...
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You can use peas to catch a polar bear.
First cut a hole in the ice. Then put peas all around the circumference of the hole. When the bear comes to take a pea, just kick him in the ice hole. |
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10-28-2023, 10:09 PM | #1957 |
You Sweetie!
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and how dare you thumbs down me Dartgod!
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10-28-2023, 10:11 PM | #1958 | |
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10-28-2023, 10:11 PM | #1959 |
You Sweetie!
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I am watching a video on Sedalia Missourah on a Saturday night (Sunday morning!)
F my life! You guys can watch it if you want to. |
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10-28-2023, 10:12 PM | #1960 |
WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS
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I remember when I was seven or eight my stepdad tried to get me to eat peas. I refused, and he insisted. Started getting ugly. I finally got a mouthful of the things and spat them at him; I distinctly remember the peas bouncing off his face. Got my ass beat, but he gave up on the peas thing. And that was the last time I had one of the nasty goddamn things in my mouth.
Pea free for 50 years! |
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10-28-2023, 10:14 PM | #1961 |
You Sweetie!
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On Dad's payday we bought sewer peas, growing up.
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10-28-2023, 10:20 PM | #1962 |
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I used to throw my peas under the table where my little sister sat.
Worked great for years. sec |
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10-28-2023, 10:32 PM | #1963 |
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10-28-2023, 10:33 PM | #1965 | |
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