Claythan now looking to get into modeling? OMFG Awesome find.

[teedubya]

... so, I was working on some SEO stuff for a client... and I thought... Oh, I wonder if Clayton Wendler still ranks #1 for that thread "Man Embarassed by Penis Size Secretly Gets His Brother to Have Sex ...". That thread now ranks #2 for his name.

But I nearly ruined my monitor by spitting water all over it when I saw the page that ranks 5th for his name.

http://www.exploremodeling.com/conte...n_Wendler.aspx

I got an extra chuckle when I noticed that he had ZERO votes.

Is this quite possibly the most awesomest interweb find EVAR?


EDIT: Site down due to comment hilarity... but the cache is here for a couple days, anyway:

http://74.125.95.132/search?q=cache:...&ct=clnk&gl=us

[Hootie]

for $300,000...would you give a dude, any dude, an HJ?

[Hootie]

$1.2M for a BJ, and $10.5M if it's a family member...

[Kyle DeLexus]

Originally Posted by Hootie

for $300,000...would you give a dude, any dude, an HJ?

Is it a short guy?

[Hootie]

For $4.2M USD...would you lick GoChiefs' butthole?

[DeezNutz]

I call BS on those numbers.

[Hootie]

(that's a pretty easy yes if you ask me)

[Hootie]

Originally Posted by DeezNutz

I call BS on those numbers.

dude I'd jack off a dude for like $500 without thinking twice...

[Skip Towne]

Originally Posted by Hootie

$1.2M for a BJ, and $10.5M if it's a family member...

I just want a dollars worth.

[DeezNutz]

Originally Posted by Hootie

dude I'd jack off a dude for like $500 without thinking twice...

[Kyle DeLexus]

Originally Posted by Hootie

For $4.2M USD...would you lick GoChiefs' butthole?

Is he gonna wash first? What if you live in Canada?

[Hootie]

Originally Posted by Kyle DeLexus

What if you live in Canada?

Sucks for you.

[crazycoffey]

Originally Posted by Katipan

Brava.

I'll never understand all the strong angry emotions for him. He's a kid. Acts like a kid. Like a smart kid. Like a smart kid that was constrained restrained and detained from most of life. So he has growing pains right now and shares them with the world.

Not like the people in this thread haven't done worse.

I don't think it's a "strong angry emotion", I think some posters come off sounding that way, because you can't read the posts' tone, etc online. Like for me, my disdain is from his ignorance about several "life lessons" he just hasn't learned yet. But it's not about not knowing them, it's the 13 year old "I know everything" mentality, and the 8 year old responses to criticism.

He's sent me plenty of rep comments/private messages with less than cordial context too, and it's just irritating enough to bust his chops when he's caught up doing something dumb like in this thread, or the golf course thread. He's a borderline shit stirrer, just to pass his time.

He also does some pretty neat things with videos and such, but calling him a smart kid isn't something I would say either. I've busted his chops as hard as anyone on here (and just like I do when I bust Mecca's chops, I've also always tried to offer olive branches - they both have continuely rejected them) but at the end of the day, "angry" is a bit harsh.

[Katipan]

Originally Posted by DeezNutz

A "kid" who is about 3 years your junior, I believe.

Anywho, I have no problem with GoChiefs. Though he loves his E-Attention, he's a solid contributor to the board. And I would not pee on him or anyone else. Unless there was a jelly fish situation...

Yeah that argument doesn't do a whole lot for me. There are 50 year old men here that I'm more mature than.

Not to mention more manly.

[Kyle DeLexus]

Originally Posted by Hootie

Sucks for you.

Actually, I plan on getting dual citizenship. Canada has some of the best strip clubs in the world. Not to mention great outdoor activities and of course hockey.

[Hootie]

you guys are boring I'm going to go play halo