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#181 |
'Tis my eye!
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Chiefsplanet
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Posts: 100,022
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#182 |
Don't Be A Dick
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Joplin
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Ask for the suppository laxative and don't chicken out like I did. Make the nurse insert it
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Posts: 33,733
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#183 |
Everybody Lies.
Join Date: Aug 2010
Location: 22 Acacia Avenue
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Is it from the pain pill?
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Posts: 17,410
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#184 |
I'll be back.
Join Date: Nov 2002
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Posts: 283,758
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#185 |
'Tis my eye!
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Chiefsplanet
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Posts: 100,022
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#186 |
Bring It Home
Join Date: Jun 2010
Location: North Haverbrook
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What's an indian bean? Sounds racist.
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Posts: 4,322
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#187 |
Everybody Lies.
Join Date: Aug 2010
Location: 22 Acacia Avenue
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Posts: 17,410
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#188 |
I'll be back.
Join Date: Nov 2002
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Posts: 283,758
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#189 |
I'll be back.
Join Date: Nov 2002
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Posts: 283,758
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#190 |
Everybody Lies.
Join Date: Aug 2010
Location: 22 Acacia Avenue
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No shit at all
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Posts: 17,410
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#191 |
I like Pie!
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: In my garage
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When I had knee surgery I didn't crap for 5 days and they wouldn't let me out of the hospital untll I did. I finally crapped a baseball size turd and it hurt like hell!
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Posts: 5,383
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#192 |
Tossed Salad & Scrambled Eggs
Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: ATX & OPKS
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You should go get your colon cleansed.
They put a hose in your butt, spray all up in it, and then it shoots out like a chocolate fountain (but into a hose, I think). |
Posts: 19,847
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#193 |
I'll be back.
Join Date: Nov 2002
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Got some pressure building...
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Posts: 283,758
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#194 |
Constable of Untruths
Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: Wichita
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C'mon, shit ****er. I have to teach a class in 30 minutes and I don't want to have to keep pulling up ChiefsPlanet on the big screen during the class.
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#195 |
I'll be back.
Join Date: Nov 2002
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