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Frankie · 07-31-2011, 01:17 PM

Passenger jet breakes in two! How safe are those planes we ride everyday?

http://news.yahoo.com/cheers-screams...185128270.html

GEORGETOWN, Guyana (AP) — Officials say a U.S. team is expected soon in the South American nation of Guyana to probe the crash of a Boeing 737 jetliner that all 163 people aboard survived.

Authorities so far have given little idea about the cause of Saturday's crash. The Caribbean Airlines plane ran off the end of a runway at Guyana's main airport and broke in two. About 30 people had to be treated at a local hospital, including the pilot.

The airline is largely owned by the government of Trinidad and Tobago and its prime minister has visited the crash site. Kamla Persad-Bissessar says she is worried that the accident will hurt tourism to the Caribbean, a region that depends heavily on the industry.

Ebolapox · 08-12-2011, 01:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Rams Fan

Rams Fan · 08-12-2011, 01:11 PM

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Originally Posted by H5N1

WTF?

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Originally Posted by loochy

AAANNND IT FELLLT SOOOO GOOOOD

I put my penis inside of her. Wanna tell the world.

**loochy** · 08-12-2011, 01:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Rams Fan

I put my penis inside of her. Wanna tell the world.

I'm so humbled by a girls ability to let me do her
Cause honestly I'd have sex with a pile of manure
But with that in mind a soft, nice smellin' girl's better
Plus she let me wear my chain and my turtleneck sweater

Rams Fan · 08-12-2011, 01:15 PM

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Originally Posted by loochy

I'm so humbled by a girls ability to let me do her
Cause honestly I'd have sex with a pile of manure
But with that in mind a soft, nice smellin' girl's better
Plus she let me wear my chain and my turtleneck sweater

So this one's dedicated to them girls
That let us flop around on top of them
If you're near or far, whether short or tall
We wanna thank you all for lettin' us **** you

**Gonzo** · 08-12-2011, 01:15 PM

If a mod locks this thread before 2000 posts, I will donate 50 bucks to CP.
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**Baby Lee** · 08-12-2011, 01:15 PM

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Originally Posted by loochy

I'm so humbled by a girls ability to let me do her
Cause honestly I'd have sex with a pile of manure
But with that in mind a soft, nice smellin' girl's better
Plus she let me wear my chain and my turtleneck sweater

1911, never forget

Rams Fan · 08-12-2011, 01:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Gonzo

If a mod locks this thread before 2000 posts, I will donate 50 bucks to CP.
Posted via Mobile Device

They're going to lock it at post 1,999. Damn it.

**loochy** · 08-12-2011, 01:17 PM

She kept lookin' at her watch
Doesn't matter had sex
But I cried the whole time
Doesn't matter had sex
I think she might have been a racist
Doesn't matter had sex
She put a bag on my head
Still counts!

Rams Fan · 08-12-2011, 01:17 PM

I just had sex
And my dreams came true (dreams came true)
So if you had sex in the last 30 minutes then you're qualified to sing with me
I just had sex (everybody sing!)
And it felt so good (we all had sex!)
A woman let me put my penis inside her (I wanna tell the whole world!)
I just had sex (I just had sex!)
And I'll never go back (no, no, no!)
To the not-having-sex
Ways of the past

**loochy** · 08-12-2011, 01:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Rams Fan

They're going to lock it at post 1,999. Damn it.

Maybe we can get it over 2000 before a mod notices.

LETS DO IT.

**Baby Lee** · 08-12-2011, 01:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by loochy

She kept lookin' at her watch
Doesn't matter had sex
But I cried the whole time
Doesn't matter had sex
I think she might have been a racist
Doesn't matter had sex
She put a bag on my head
Still counts!

Just out of curiousity, is this 'she' anyone in particular?

Rams Fan · 08-12-2011, 01:18 PM

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Originally Posted by loochy

Maybe we can get it over 2000 before a mod notices.

LETS DO IT.

LET'S DO THIS SHIT, BRO.

**loochy** · 08-12-2011, 01:18 PM

Talk to corporate
LIKE A BOSS
Approve memos
LIKE A BOSS
Lead a workshop
LIKE A BOSS
Remember birthdays
LIKE A BOSS
Direct workflow
LIKE A BOSS
My own bathroom
LIKE A BOSS
Micro-manage
LIKE A BOSS
Promote synergy
LIKE A BOSS
Hit on Deborah
LIKE A BOSS
Get rejected
LIKE A BOSS
Swallow sadness
LIKE A BOSS
Send some faxes
LIKE A BOSS
Call a sex line
LIKE A BOSS
Cry deeply
LIKE A BOSS
Demand a refund
LIKE A BOSS
Eat a bagel
LIKE A BOSS
Harassment lawsuit
LIKE A BOSS
No promotion
LIKE A BOSS
Fifth of vodka
LIKE A BOSS
Poop on Deborah's desk
LIKE A BOSS
Buy a gun
LIKE A BOSS
In my mouth
LIKE A BOSS

**loochy** · 08-12-2011, 01:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Baby Lee

Just out of curiousity, is this 'she' anyone in particular?

Perhaps 'she' is related to Frankie.

Perhaps.

Rams Fan · 08-12-2011, 01:19 PM

Oh, **** me a can't ****ing do it shit
Pussy out (like a boss)
Puke on debrah's desk (like a boss)
Jump out the window (like a boss)
Suck a dudes dick (like a boss)
Score some coke (like a boss)
Crash my car (like a boss)
Suck my own dick (like a boss)
Eat some chicken strips (like a boss)
Chop my balls off (like a boss)
Black out in the sewer (like a boss)
Meet a giant fish (like a boss)
**** his brains out (like a boss)
Turn into a jet (like a boss)
Bomb the Russians (like a boss)
Crash into the sun (like a boss)
Now I'm dead (like a boss)

07-31-2011, 01:17 PM
Frankie Banned Frankie's Avatar Join Date: Jul 2001	Broken Planes & Families, and the number 159 Passenger jet breakes in two! How safe are those planes we ride everyday? http://news.yahoo.com/cheers-screams...185128270.html GEORGETOWN, Guyana (AP) — Officials say a U.S. team is expected soon in the South American nation of Guyana to probe the crash of a Boeing 737 jetliner that all 163 people aboard survived. Authorities so far have given little idea about the cause of Saturday's crash. The Caribbean Airlines plane ran off the end of a runway at Guyana's main airport and broke in two. About 30 people had to be treated at a local hospital, including the pilot. The airline is largely owned by the government of Trinidad and Tobago and its prime minister has visited the crash site. Kamla Persad-Bissessar says she is worried that the accident will hurt tourism to the Caribbean, a region that depends heavily on the industry.
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08-12-2011, 01:15 PM	#1880
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08-12-2011, 01:17 PM	#1883
loochy Hey Loochy, I'm hooome! loochy's Avatar Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: PooPooKaKaPeePeeShire	She kept lookin' at her watch Doesn't matter had sex But I cried the whole time Doesn't matter had sex I think she might have been a racist Doesn't matter had sex She put a bag on my head Still counts!
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08-12-2011, 01:17 PM	#1884
Rams Fan Greatest QB Duo of 2015 Rams Fan's Avatar Join Date: Mar 2010	I just had sex And my dreams came true (dreams came true) So if you had sex in the last 30 minutes then you're qualified to sing with me I just had sex (everybody sing!) And it felt so good (we all had sex!) A woman let me put my penis inside her (I wanna tell the whole world!) I just had sex (I just had sex!) And I'll never go back (no, no, no!) To the not-having-sex Ways of the past
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08-12-2011, 01:18 PM	#1888
loochy Hey Loochy, I'm hooome! loochy's Avatar Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: PooPooKaKaPeePeeShire	Talk to corporate LIKE A BOSS Approve memos LIKE A BOSS Lead a workshop LIKE A BOSS Remember birthdays LIKE A BOSS Direct workflow LIKE A BOSS My own bathroom LIKE A BOSS Micro-manage LIKE A BOSS Promote synergy LIKE A BOSS Hit on Deborah LIKE A BOSS Get rejected LIKE A BOSS Swallow sadness LIKE A BOSS Send some faxes LIKE A BOSS Call a sex line LIKE A BOSS Cry deeply LIKE A BOSS Demand a refund LIKE A BOSS Eat a bagel LIKE A BOSS Harassment lawsuit LIKE A BOSS No promotion LIKE A BOSS Fifth of vodka LIKE A BOSS Poop on Deborah's desk LIKE A BOSS Buy a gun LIKE A BOSS In my mouth LIKE A BOSS
Posts: 41,269

08-12-2011, 01:19 PM	#1890
Rams Fan Greatest QB Duo of 2015 Rams Fan's Avatar Join Date: Mar 2010	Oh, ** me a can't ing do it shit Pussy out (like a boss) Puke on debrah's desk (like a boss) Jump out the window (like a boss) Suck a dudes dick (like a boss) Score some coke (like a boss) Crash my car (like a boss) Suck my own dick (like a boss) Eat some chicken strips (like a boss) Chop my balls off (like a boss) Black out in the sewer (like a boss) Meet a giant fish (like a boss) ** his brains out (like a boss) Turn into a jet (like a boss) Bomb the Russians (like a boss) Crash into the sun (like a boss) Now I'm dead (like a boss)
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