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Would an idiot do that?
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Arizona
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Pets are (generally) annoying, destructive, dumb, expensive, and kind of gross.
And not that this part is necessarily an unpopular opinion, but most pet owners seem to be terrible at it. |
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#3 |
MVP
Join Date: Dec 2012
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Your penis is more needy than any woman you ever meet. Even when you get older & your sperm production decreases. It shrinks your bladder so it can get held more often
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Posts: 5,994
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#4 |
Veteran
Join Date: Jun 2014
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They work at McDonald's so they probably deal with that sort of thing three times a day.
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Posts: 3,378
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#5 |
Veteran
Join Date: Jun 2014
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I never sit on public doorknobs for that very reason.
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Posts: 3,378
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#6 |
He's Mahomie!
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Jax, FL
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This is why I work from home as much as possible.
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Posts: 17,387
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#7 |
Everything is Awesome!!!!!
Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: The Pitt
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the music of the last 15 years sucks ass.
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Posts: 11,025
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#8 |
It was not a fair catch
Join Date: Aug 2012
Location: Correcting papers
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#9 |
Court Jester
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Orlando
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Posts: 19,853
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#10 |
MVP
Join Date: Oct 2012
Location: HERMOSA BEACH,CA
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#11 |
Court Jester
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Orlando
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Posts: 19,853
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#12 |
Banned!
Join Date: Sep 2000
Location: NOT Columbia, MO 65201
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Posts: 46,260
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Court Jester
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Orlando
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#14 |
Veteran
Join Date: Jun 2014
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The world will be a better place when the Boomers are Soylent Green*
*Warning: this product may contain whiny self-absorbed C***s. And peanuts. |
Posts: 3,378
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Ultrabanned
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: North da River
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Posts: 40,901
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