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Banned
Join Date: Jan 2013
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#167 |
You Sweetie!
Join Date: Sep 2005
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it's Deep Purple - he's cleared Dave.
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Posts: 71,691
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#168 |
Mindful Taoist German
Join Date: Aug 2000
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Of all threads this is the one to convince me to buy a digital camera...
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Posts: 74,459
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#169 |
New and Improved
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Springfield, Mo.
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#170 |
Be Kind To Your Pets
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: Glorious Independence, MO
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I've been pooping paver stones...
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Posts: 40,852
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#171 |
Feeling Victorian
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Nebraska/Wyoming/Colorado
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One word. Oatmeal. Eat a bowl in the morning. No problems. And all you old ****s should know this.
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#172 |
Draconian Warlord
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Drakonia
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I am 55 years old.....And most of my poos can be dubbed...."Shotgun Shits".
I AM THE PORCELAIN PUNISHER Last edited by burt; 06-24-2016 at 08:46 AM.. Reason: I thought of more???? |
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#173 |
Unsparing
Join Date: Aug 2008
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Like a champ. Once a day only. In the morning after coffee. Always firm.
I am the Joe Friday of shits. |
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#174 |
You Sweetie!
Join Date: Sep 2005
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Very nice clean-breaker a few mins ago - nice color, perfect taper - minimal toilet paper. It was ironic because I'd just showered AND shaved!!
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#175 |
Rock Chalk Jayhawks! KU!!!
Join Date: Aug 2005
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I could shit through a screen door tonight.
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#176 |
Sarcasm
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: Olathe
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Honestly the last 3 days or so has been darker and more like tar. Very sticky and it's not coming out the way it should. Big disappointment.
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#177 |
Inmem 2.0
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: My house
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I think my ass is clogged come **** me I'll poop better
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#178 |
Banned
Join Date: Nov 2014
Location: Humboldt County Ca
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i drink Budweiser so....
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#179 |
MVP
Join Date: Aug 2017
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#180 |
MVP
Join Date: Aug 2017
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Fudge packee. I knew it all along but I never thought you would get shitfaced enough to say it out loud.
I hope Clay follows your lead as the Packer. You will feel better as soon as you quit living a lie. And as far as Nebraska Football goes...same advice, less the fudge packing. |
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