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View Poll Results: Do you get head on a regular basis? | |||
Everytime my wife/gf/random person engage in coitus, I receive oral pleasure. | 72 | 59.50% | |
My wife/gf/random person is allergic to skin in the genital region so I never receive oral pleasure. | 3 | 2.48% | |
I only receive oral pleasure on special occasions. | 28 | 23.14% | |
I only receive oral pleasure when I pay a hooker aka the billay option | 4 | 3.31% | |
I am Clay and never get laid so this pole is irrelevant. | 14 | 11.57% | |
Voters: 121. You may not vote on this poll |
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12-19-2014, 05:33 PM | #2 |
MER
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Colorado
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12-19-2014, 04:01 PM | #3 |
Resident Glue Sniffer
Join Date: Nov 2003
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I bet Donger refers to his wang as "The Oil Rig"
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12-19-2014, 04:05 PM | #4 |
My Mamma Says
Join Date: Jan 2014
Location: Glass Cage Of Emotion
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The wife asked me what I was doing on the computer last night. I told her I was looking for cheap flights. "I love you!" she said, then she got all excited, un-zipped my trousers and gave me the most amazing blow job ever......
Which is odd because she's never shown an interest in darts before! |
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12-19-2014, 04:09 PM | #5 |
Ultrabanned
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Northland
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My wife tells me she'd blow me more if I'd stop ripping the most heinous farts known to man around her 24/7. I just get too much joy out of decimating the air any chance I get.
These things sound like a cross between deer bleats and thunder and smell like raw sewage. Can't saw that I blame her, but I'm not going to cut out the farting. It's one of my favorite things in the world to take a lovely, serene week-night living room and turn it into some sort of dumpster/swamp/roadkill center. |
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12-19-2014, 04:16 PM | #6 | |
pie is never free
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: the drivers seat
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Any girl I ever dated would find herself without the services of my tongue if she thrilled to the smell and sound of the farts she ripped in front of me. |
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12-19-2014, 04:24 PM | #7 |
Don't Tug on Superman's Cape
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: clear out in the sticks
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Reminds me of drinking underage at this dive bar back in '99 or so. Closing time I played kiss me where it smells funny on the jukebox and that old tart took me home and really tought me how to properly glaze a ham
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12-19-2014, 04:35 PM | #8 |
Stroking to the SB Champs!
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Flatlands of Kansas
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12-19-2014, 04:36 PM | #9 |
Resident Glue Sniffer
Join Date: Nov 2003
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12-19-2014, 04:41 PM | #10 |
Stroking to the SB Champs!
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Flatlands of Kansas
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12-19-2014, 04:49 PM | #11 | |
Don't Tug on Superman's Cape
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: clear out in the sticks
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Good looking out Chi |
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12-19-2014, 04:39 PM | #12 |
Banned
Join Date: Jan 2013
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It's always LSF for me when engaging in coitus.
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12-19-2014, 04:49 PM | #13 |
Has a particular set of skills
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: On the water
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This thread is evolving into potential Hall of Classics material.
smells like motorcycles and freedom down there |
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12-19-2014, 04:52 PM | #14 |
Banned
Join Date: Jan 2013
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The T-Rex:
When you are doing a girl from behind, preferably close to the edge of the bed, and you grab her by the shoulders and lift her up. This results in her swinging her arms aimlessly like a T-Rex while making moaning noises. "Dude.. what was all that noise.." "Oo.. I t rexed that bitch" "Sahweet" Pairs well with a donkey punch. |
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12-19-2014, 05:03 PM | #15 | |
MER
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Colorado
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The amputee or stubby. Bonus points for everyone that just touched their shoulders and looked at their elbows. |
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