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I could of gone pro
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: The Villages, Florida
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This is a true story and I never forgot it. It's 1973 and I've been out of the Army a few months and I got a job working at Savannah Harbor in the dry dock. They have sort of a community latrine out in the middle of the yard.
One day I'm washing my hands standing in front of the mirror, and behind me a stall door opens and this big guy steps out. He said, "I don't know what is better, a good shit or a good fcck". The guy next to me then said "either I don't know nothing about shitting or you don't know nothing about fccking". |
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Hey Loochy, I'm hooome!
Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: PooPooKaKaPeePeeShire
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Banned
Join Date: Jan 2013
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You Sweetie!
Join Date: Sep 2005
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it's Deep Purple - he's cleared Dave.
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Fight, build, win!
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: KC
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I woke up with a water ass last night about 3 am guess I grilled a bad brat for myself every one else was fine. Now I got the monkey ass sore as heck and its 90+ and humid today at work. Whoa is me!
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You Sweetie!
Join Date: Sep 2005
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Mindful Taoist German
Join Date: Aug 2000
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Of all threads this is the one to convince me to buy a digital camera...
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New and Improved
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Springfield, Mo.
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Be Kind To Your Pets
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: Glorious Independence, MO
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I've been pooping paver stones...
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Feeling Victorian
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Nebraska/Wyoming/Colorado
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One word. Oatmeal. Eat a bowl in the morning. No problems. And all you old ****s should know this.
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Draconian Warlord
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Drakonia
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I am 55 years old.....And most of my poos can be dubbed...."Shotgun Shits".
I AM THE PORCELAIN PUNISHER Last edited by burt; 06-24-2016 at 08:46 AM.. Reason: I thought of more???? |
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Unsparing
Join Date: Aug 2008
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Like a champ. Once a day only. In the morning after coffee. Always firm.
I am the Joe Friday of shits. |
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You Sweetie!
Join Date: Sep 2005
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Very nice clean-breaker a few mins ago - nice color, perfect taper - minimal toilet paper. It was ironic because I'd just showered AND shaved!!
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Rock Chalk Jayhawks! KU!!!
Join Date: Aug 2005
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I could shit through a screen door tonight.
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