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View Poll Results: Do you get head on a regular basis? | |||
Everytime my wife/gf/random person engage in coitus, I receive oral pleasure. | 72 | 59.50% | |
My wife/gf/random person is allergic to skin in the genital region so I never receive oral pleasure. | 3 | 2.48% | |
I only receive oral pleasure on special occasions. | 28 | 23.14% | |
I only receive oral pleasure when I pay a hooker aka the billay option | 4 | 3.31% | |
I am Clay and never get laid so this pole is irrelevant. | 14 | 11.57% | |
Voters: 121. You may not vote on this poll |
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12-19-2014, 03:56 PM | #166 |
MER
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12-19-2014, 03:57 PM | #167 |
Resident Glue Sniffer
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12-19-2014, 03:58 PM | #168 | |
MER
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Colorado
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It's like saying I should only like vanilla ice cream. There's chocolate. Or vanilla with sprinkles. Or a goddamn apple. |
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12-19-2014, 03:58 PM | #169 |
FINALLY! The wait is over.
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: The Future Is Now!!!
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is my favorite word for it
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12-19-2014, 03:59 PM | #170 |
"Think BOOM!"
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: 33.675° N 106.475° W
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She does, yes. It probably didn't help that years ago (pre-marriage) we discussed it and I piped up and said, "What!? There's nothing wrong with your vagina. I've eaten some nasty cooter in my days, and your's is actually really nice!"
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12-19-2014, 03:59 PM | #171 |
MER
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Location: Colorado
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I tried humming once but it's not so sexy when it's the star spangled banner you're humming.
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12-19-2014, 04:00 PM | #172 |
"Think BOOM!"
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: 33.675° N 106.475° W
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12-19-2014, 04:00 PM | #173 |
FINALLY! The wait is over.
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: The Future Is Now!!!
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12-19-2014, 04:01 PM | #174 |
Don't Tug on Superman's Cape
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: clear out in the sticks
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12-19-2014, 04:01 PM | #175 |
Resident Glue Sniffer
Join Date: Nov 2003
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I bet Donger refers to his wang as "The Oil Rig"
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12-19-2014, 04:03 PM | #176 | |
MER
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Colorado
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http://www.amazon.com/Glow-N-Dark-Pu.../dp/B001D26Q16 |
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12-19-2014, 04:04 PM | #177 |
Don't Tug on Superman's Cape
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12-19-2014, 04:04 PM | #178 | |
FINALLY! The wait is over.
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: The Future Is Now!!!
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12-19-2014, 04:04 PM | #179 | |
Stroking to the SB Champs!
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Flatlands of Kansas
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You might want to change up your vernacular about your wife's pussy around your wife. Maybe try.........Meat Wallet? |
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12-19-2014, 04:05 PM | #180 |
"Think BOOM!"
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