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RustShack · 04-16-2009, 12:19 AM

Say you've been with a girl for awhile, and your about to move in together. She goes to the bars with a few friends once every week or two and doesn't like you to come with. Her friend meets a guy and they start hanging out with his friends, and after a few weeks your girlfriend is going to a movie alone with one of the friends but she says its "just as friends". What would you do or think?

Katipan · 04-16-2009, 10:02 AM

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Originally Posted by Nzoner

As far as i know no photography was involved just this wacko's mental pic of us in the tub together at 2,of course I'm not totally innocent here there was that time at age 7 we played doctor...

She was a proctologist, huh.

Hootie · 04-16-2009, 10:02 AM

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Originally Posted by Metrolike

Dude, one of these days you're going to get burned, karma's a bitch.

NO MORALS + NO CONVICTIONS = NO THREADS LIKE THIS

Like I said...it's MY world, and you're just living in it Metrolike. And in my world, karma doesn't exist...and in my world, ice cream socials and herpes are all I live for.

stevieray · 04-16-2009, 10:03 AM

Run like the wind, Forrest..

sorry man...bummer.

**Gonzo** · 04-16-2009, 10:04 AM

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Originally Posted by Hootie

NO MORALS + NO CONVICTIONS = NO THREADS LIKE THIS

Like I said...it's MY world, and you're just living in it Metrolike. And in my world, karma doesn't exist...and in my world, ice cream socials and herpes are all I live for.

Soda through my nose on this one.

Hootie · 04-16-2009, 10:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Katipan

Yeah but you're still a baby. If you're still alive at 30 you'll re-read the stuff you've posted on CP and wonder how you're still alive and functioning. You can tell us about your marital demands when you're done sowing your oats, steve's oats, and whoever the hell else's oats.

I highly doubt this.

If my life boiled down to being an awesome waiter and getting drunk and waking up naked in random places for the rest of my life...I'd say I lived a pretty damn good life!

Some people like working hard, some people like accomplishing goals...I like pacman video games and slutty whores. Does that make me less of a person? I saw this dude when I was in Vegas who had a super, tiny, deformed head...I felt bad. I CAN FEEL.

RJ · 04-16-2009, 10:06 AM

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Originally Posted by RustShack

Say you've been with a girl for awhile, and your about to move in together. She goes to the bars with a few friends once every week or two and doesn't like you to come with. Her friend meets a guy and they start hanging out with his friends, and after a few weeks your girlfriend is going to a movie alone with one of the friends but she says its "just as friends". What would you do or think?

She's probably already banging him. If not, she's close. Either way, there is no future there. Walk away with your dignity intact and be glad this happened sooner rather than later.

Jilly · 04-16-2009, 10:06 AM

Hootie, I don't remember you always being this super obnoxious? Is it that I'm not very observant or have you just stepped it into high gear?

Pants · 04-16-2009, 10:07 AM

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Originally Posted by Hootie

I highly doubt this.

If my life boiled down to being an awesome waiter and getting drunk and waking up naked in random places for the rest of my life...I'd say I lived a pretty damn good life!

Some people like working hard, some people like accomplishing goals...I like pacman video games and slutty whores. Does that make me less of a person? I saw this dude when I was in Vegas who had a super, tiny, deformed head...I felt bad. I CAN FEEL.

roffel, come back and tell us how you feel when you're waiting at the age of 40 and the only girls you can get are the ones you have to pay for.

Jilly · 04-16-2009, 10:07 AM

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Originally Posted by Katipan

She was a proctologist, huh.

Ba dum dum...

wow, you've really been on your toes lately here!

**luv** · 04-16-2009, 10:07 AM

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Originally Posted by Jilly

Hootie, I don't remember you always being this super obnoxious? Is it that I'm not very observant or have you just stepped it into high gear?

I think maybe he's gone into off season mode. He's sharing more about his life than I do!

**Gonzo** · 04-16-2009, 10:07 AM

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Originally Posted by Hootie

I highly doubt this.

If my life boiled down to being an awesome waiter and getting drunk and waking up naked in random places for the rest of my life...I'd say I lived a pretty damn good life!

Some people like working hard, some people like accomplishing goals...I like pacman video games and slutty whores. Does that make me less of a person? I saw this dude when I was in Vegas who had a super, tiny, deformed head...I felt bad. I CAN FEEL.

Yeah, but youstill let guys piss on you so....

You've got that going for you, which is nice.

Crashride · 04-16-2009, 10:08 AM

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Originally Posted by Jilly

I think sometimes they can though. I have guys who I took baths with when I was 2, you know? Their parents were best friends with mine. They're like brothers and the thought of being with any of them in that kind of way is just gross.

I hear this kind of thing all the time so...If you went up to one of them and said "come to my room I need sex BAD! and I've always thought you were hot..." you cant convince me for one second that the guy wouldn't sprint to that room and be ready before you get there.

Hootie · 04-16-2009, 10:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Jilly

Hootie, I don't remember you always being this super obnoxious? Is it that I'm not very observant or have you just stepped it into high gear?

my xbox red ****ing lighted...

Rewind one month.

Typical day in the life of me...

5 PM - wake up
5:30 PM - wash marker off of my face from night before
5:45 PM - sign into xbox live
7:30 PM - punch wall really hard after losing a game of doubles because I did something stupid
9 PM - last game
9:30 PM - really, last game
10 PM - last game
10:05 PM - shower time
10:19 PM - bar time
4 AM - blackout time

DO YOU SEE WHAT NOT HAVING AN XBOX HAS DONE TO ME?! I'VE BEEN UP BEFORE 5 PM FOR A WEEK STRAIGHT! IF SOMEONE BUYS ME AN XBOX (CANT CUT INTO MY BOOZE MONEY) I SWEAR I WILL DELETE MY ACCOUNT AND ONLY RETURN AS A LURKER. THAT'S A PROMISE. $200 IS ALL IT WILL TAKE.

Hootie · 04-16-2009, 10:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Metrolike

roffel, come back and tell us how you feel when you're waiting at the age of 40 and the only girls you can get are the ones you have to pay for.

when you can juggle knives the way I can, you'll never have to pay for sex...write that down

**The Franchise** · 04-16-2009, 10:11 AM

What the hell happened to him? Maybe he's booting her ass out right now.

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