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"Think ZOOM!"
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Space Station #5
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It's Five O'Clock Somewhere
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Billings, Montana
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#168 |
Fish are scared of me
Join Date: Nov 2001
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I had my laptop stolen right from my office 4 years ago. If I had caught that fat bastard he would have gotten a serious case of led poisioning. He got caught by the sherriffs dept. and got 10 years. He's now on my list of things to do!
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#169 |
Chiefs Baby
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Henderson, NV
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fightclub will call me a reerun and joemomma will call me a bitch but 1st time I turned in a thief I was on Ft.Riley at the ClassSix (liquor store)working for Coca-Cola and while stocking my 2 door cooler I was on the floor kneeling and stocking the bottom of the cooler sweating MY ASS off and when I look up I see this JACKASS looking towards the front of the store and sticking a 1/5 of Brandy down his sweatpants.
I watched him walk around for about 30 seconds and start to leave. I ran to the back room and told the manager and the AAFFES quality control dude that happened to be there that the dude was stealing from them. They chased him down in the parking lot and got him back in the store. MP's showed up and the dude took the bottle out of his pants. He was an E-5 and stealing f***ing liquor???? Needless to say he was chaptered out of the military for a $10 bottle of booze. ![]() 2nd time I actually did the right thing (and don't think I didn't think HARD about NOT doing the right thing). I was still working for Coca-Cola and was in the back of the Econo-Foods store in the head taking a massive shit. As I was sitting there I notice a wallet on the floor. So doing what any NORMAL person would do I picked it up and looked inside and there was 5 $100 bills in it and the ID said it was owned by the Miller Beer diriver. You don't know how LONG I thought about taking that money and leaving the wallet in the bathroom. BUT since I am reerun (according to Fightclub) I took the wallet to the chick that checked in vendors at the back door and within 10 minutes the miller driver drove back up and RAN inside to look for his wallet. YES I did the right thing and YES I had to talk myself out of taking the money. It was the Angel on one shoulder and the Demon on the other situation. Last edited by Kerberos; 06-26-2007 at 06:43 AM.. |
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#170 | |
"F_ck Family Fun Night"
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: York, PA
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#171 |
Knob Noster Alum
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Dayton, Nevada
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Its because of dudes like this, I have such great job security. Thank you.
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#172 | |
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Join Date: Aug 2005
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#173 | |
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Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Ozarks
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#174 | |
Banned
Join Date: Jul 2001
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#175 | |
Stroking to the SB Champs!
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Flatlands of Kansas
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#176 |
Supporter
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Utopia
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An upper cut to the cooterbone is definitely in order for this window licker.
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#177 |
[b]Supporter[/b]
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: A Hypnagogic Landscape
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Wow, he isn't even smart enough to backtrack out of this stupidity.
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#178 | |
Chiefs Baby
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Henderson, NV
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#179 | |
Wooooooo Pig Soooooiiiie!!!
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Northwest Arkansas
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#180 |
When a nightmare becomes real
Join Date: Nov 2003
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So who will be the first to pull an AmericanHero on his ass?
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