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Old 06-25-2007, 04:21 PM  
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Laptops, motorcycles, and hot chicks (a compilation)
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This thread is a compilation of three threads which were all started by the same person. They were merged into one thread since the person is probably not worthy of having three separate threads in the hall. The original thread begins here, and the links below will "jump" to the first posts in the second and third threads.
I stole a sweet laptop today

So I was in Paradise Cafe today for lunch and it was jam packed. There was this guy that was sitting in a booth all by his lonesome and had a sweet lookin laptop. The dude gets a call on his cell phone and decides to take the call outside. I was perplexed because he just left his laptop all by itself. So, its now been 15 minutes and the guy is STILL outside on the phone!

I thought to myself that I really needed a new laptop and this one was there for the taking. Well, there were no cameras in there and it was so busy that no one would notice so I went up to it casually and folded it up and exited the opposite door from him. Like taking candy from a baby.

And I dont feel too bad because the guy didnt have any business or work related stuff on there, just a couple of photo albums. Hey, if he is too stupid to leave his laptop alone for more than 15 minutes then he deserved it.
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Old 06-26-2008, 11:14 AM   #1696
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No no, it's me. This is my greatest prank.
Lol! So is that pic really you? Cause i remember talking to you about abs lol bastard
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Old 06-26-2008, 11:15 AM   #1697
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Old 06-26-2008, 11:15 AM   #1698
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Goat boy, there is a simple way to prove it. Log onto MV or what'sthename and say I'm GC or Claythan or whater. Anything other than that and you will have a hard time convincing anyone.
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Old 06-26-2008, 11:15 AM   #1699
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Old 06-26-2008, 11:17 AM   #1700
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If you can prove that, I will never post here again.

Deal?
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Old 06-26-2008, 11:18 AM   #1701
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LOL...it's not me. I'm far too well-adjusted these days to pull such an act off.

Besides, I would miss your posts.
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Old 06-26-2008, 11:20 AM   #1702
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It is just a sad attempt to try and grab the attention away from the newest troll.
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Old 06-26-2008, 11:25 AM   #1703
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Old 06-26-2008, 11:26 AM   #1704
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It is just a sad attempt to try and grab the attention away from the newest troll.
Yes clearly that 20 minutes of attention brought me to orgasm.
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Old 06-26-2008, 11:31 AM   #1705
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Yes clearly that 20 minutes of attention brought me to orgasm.
That is the first thing you have ever posted about yourself that I think may be true. Oh you are welcome for this attention also.
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Old 06-26-2008, 11:39 AM   #1706
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That is the first thing you have ever posted about yourself that I think may be true. Oh you are welcome for this attention also.
Can we please focus our attention on the douchebag with the cool bike and hot girls?
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Old 06-26-2008, 11:42 AM   #1707
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Old 06-26-2008, 11:43 AM   #1708
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Oh Eff Mr. FAX and his cadre of hotties.
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Old 06-26-2008, 11:46 AM   #1709
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I'd tap the blonde if I was drunk. That other horse could f**k right off, though. And you're one hell of an ugly f**ker yourself. Ever go to an eye specialist about those goofy things?
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Old 06-26-2008, 11:57 AM   #1710
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