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JustDíqLix · 08-21-2023, 05:53 PM

Are you ready for some football!?

I know I am!

With that, I am here to make a proclamation!

The mighty Bills from Buffalo will take the AFC this year.

For two decades I watched people say the Patriots window was closed, that their time was dwindling, that it was all over… seemingly every time those predictions happened, the Patriots went and won another Super Bowl.

A lot of doom talk simply because we lost to the Bengals in the playoffs. Let us not forget that the Bills watched their brother DIE on the field just a few weeks prior. Their heart was simply not in it. If it had been, the Bills would have captured the AFC last year.

The Bills have won 2 of their last 3 in Arrowhead and they’re ready to make it 3 of the last 4.

Let’s go mighty Buffalo Bills! 🦬 🦬 🦬

**notorious** · 10-24-2023, 07:19 AM

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Originally Posted by crispystl

They're seriously delusional. Have they not been watching football for the past four years or what?

They’ve went from sticking their thumbs up their girls’ asses to sticking their heads up there.

Sassy Squatch · 10-24-2023, 07:22 AM

Holy shit. Didn't realize they had such a rough schedule left. Taken off that board but it's pretty accurate.

The more I look at it, the more I'm pretty sure we are going to miss the playoffs.

10-7 might make the wild card (also could miss on a tie breaker). So we have 4 losses left we can take. Here is our remaining schedule:

Tampa - Thursday Night Football is weird and sloppy. Tampa is better than the Pats and the Giants.
@ Cinci - Bengals had our number last year, they haven't played great so far
Denver - *Should* be a comfortable win
Jets - Already beat us once. Jets D has Allen's number.
@ Philly - 5-1 and Super Bowl team
@ KC - 5-1 and Super Bowl winners
Dallas - 4-2 team, very tough defense
@ Chargers - West coast road trips are rough, team has similar talent to Bills
Pats - Well, we just lost to them, so we can probably lose to them again
@ Miami - 5-1 team, we were able to beat them once (with a fully healthy defense though)

Games we should definitely win:
- Tampa

- Denver

Games that are toss ups:
- Cinci

- Chargers

- Jets

- Pats

- Miami

Games where the other team should be favored:

- Philly

- KC

- Dallas

**Buehler445** · 10-24-2023, 07:23 AM

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Originally Posted by DRM08

Their fans sound pretty happy about it. They believe Knox has been hurting their offense.

https://www.twobillsdrive.com/commun...wrist-surgery/

You know, if they don't want him....

**Bearcat** · 10-24-2023, 07:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chieftain

I disagree with the banning of JustDickLick. He needed to be given the opportunity to face and respond to the dawning of his selfownage.

It's the same cycle of events over and over, seems like there's little point to it.

Post a thread like this,
spin people in circles for weeks by posting random twitter bullshit,
talk about adversity, make excuses, throw some backhanded compliments at us... double down if needed
disappear for a bit
make up some half-hearted bullshit "whelp, another sad outcome" so people will say aww shucks, this guy had the balls to come back!
leave for the offseason

...and then start over again next season.

It's been 3 seasons now, not sure we need him here this time around to know what happens next.

**Bearcat** · 10-24-2023, 07:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sassy Squatch

Holy shit. Didn't realize they had such a rough schedule left. Taken off that board but it's pretty accurate.

The more I look at it, the more I'm pretty sure we are going to miss the playoffs.

10-7 might make the wild card (also could miss on a tie breaker). So we have 4 losses left we can take. Here is our remaining schedule:

Tampa - Thursday Night Football is weird and sloppy. Tampa is better than the Pats and the Giants.
@ Cinci - Bengals had our number last year, they haven't played great so far
Denver - *Should* be a comfortable win
Jets - Already beat us once. Jets D has Allen's number.
@ Philly - 5-1 and Super Bowl team
@ KC - 5-1 and Super Bowl winners
Dallas - 4-2 team, very tough defense
@ Chargers - West coast road trips are rough, team has similar talent to Bills
Pats - Well, we just lost to them, so we can probably lose to them again
@ Miami - 5-1 team, we were able to beat them once (with a fully healthy defense though)

Games we should definitely win:
- Tampa

- Denver

Games that are toss ups:
- Cinci

- Chargers

- Jets

- Pats

- Miami

Games where the other team should be favored:

- Philly

- KC

- Dallas

Wow, that is just full meltdown mode when you're crying "well, they lost once to the Patriots, they'll just keep doing that!"... and don't even have faith they can avoid sweeps to the Zack and Mac attacks.

RaidersOftheCellar · 10-24-2023, 07:32 AM

Bills are going to be 34 mil over the cap next year. They're gonna be left behind. Hate to see it....

**PHOG** · 10-24-2023, 07:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RaidersOftheCellar

Bills are going to be 34 mil over the cap next year. They're gonna be left behind. Hate to see it....

**Buehler445** · 10-24-2023, 07:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sassy Squatch

Holy shit. Didn't realize they had such a rough schedule left. Taken off that board but it's pretty accurate.

The more I look at it, the more I'm pretty sure we are going to miss the playoffs.

10-7 might make the wild card (also could miss on a tie breaker). So we have 4 losses left we can take. Here is our remaining schedule:

Tampa - Thursday Night Football is weird and sloppy. Tampa is better than the Pats and the Giants.
@ Cinci - Bengals had our number last year, they haven't played great so far
Denver - *Should* be a comfortable win
Jets - Already beat us once. Jets D has Allen's number.
@ Philly - 5-1 and Super Bowl team
@ KC - 5-1 and Super Bowl winners
Dallas - 4-2 team, very tough defense
@ Chargers - West coast road trips are rough, team has similar talent to Bills
Pats - Well, we just lost to them, so we can probably lose to them again
@ Miami - 5-1 team, we were able to beat them once (with a fully healthy defense though)

Games we should definitely win:
- Tampa

- Denver

Games that are toss ups:
- Cinci

- Chargers

- Jets

- Pats

- Miami

Games where the other team should be favored:

- Philly

- KC

- Dallas

Brother****ing Cheatriot ****bags shouldn't be a toss-up, but they definitely shit the bed on that one.

They beat Miami like a rented mule already. Not sure where they are but the shine is coming off them a bit. Probably still a toss up, but maybe more winnable than the team that hung 70 on the Donkos (**** Donk Forever).

Dallas can also lay a stinker. Probably still a tossup, but it's not like they're some massive machine. I'd probably stick them in the toss-up category too.

I think Buffalo can beat anybody - See them beating the doors off Miami when they were rolling. They can also lose to anyone - see Brother****ing Cheatriot ****bags. They're probably all toss-ups if we're being honest.

**Dartgod** · 10-24-2023, 07:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bearcat

It's the same cycle of events over and over, seems like there's little point to it.

Post a thread like this,
spin people in circles for weeks by posting random twitter bullshit,
talk about adversity, make excuses, throw some backhanded compliments at us... double down if needed
disappear for a bit
make up some half-hearted bullshit "whelp, another sad outcome" so people will say aww shucks, this guy had the balls to come back!
leave for the offseason

...and then start over again next season.

It's been 3 seasons now, not sure we need him here this time around to know what happens next.

Since us mods have the email address he registered with, can we just send a daily email with snippets from this thread? You know, just to let him know we're thinking of him?

**Bearcat** · 10-24-2023, 08:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dartgod

Since us mods have the email address he registered with, can we just send a daily email with snippets from this thread? You know, just to let him know we're thinking of him?

Only if we photoshop the old dude CP notes pic and add the snippets that way.

Detoxing, you're up!

Better yet, we can just print it out and mail it to his home address, in care of his wife.

RaidersOftheCellar · 10-24-2023, 08:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bearcat

It's the same cycle of events over and over, seems like there's little point to it.

Post a thread like this,
spin people in circles for weeks by posting random twitter bullshit,
talk about adversity, make excuses, throw some backhanded compliments at us... double down if needed
disappear for a bit
make up some half-hearted bullshit "whelp, another sad outcome" so people will say aww shucks, this guy had the balls to come back!
leave for the offseason

...and then start over again next season.

It's been 3 seasons now, not sure we need him here this time around to know what happens next.

Do you really want this to be viewed as a board that bans anyone they don't like? Causing everybody to be fearful of rubbing somebody the wrong way every time they post?

Not only that, but rival fans make the board more interesting. A giant, continuous circle jerk is not interesting.

**Bearcat** · 10-24-2023, 08:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RaidersOftheCellar

Do you really want this to be viewed as a board that bans anyone they don't like? Causing everybody to be fearful of rubbing somebody the wrong way every time they post?

Not only that, but rival fans make the board more interesting. A giant, continuous circle jerk is not interesting.

Is this your best diqlix impression?

Good job.

Sassy Squatch · 10-24-2023, 09:30 AM

Well, this time around dude was effectively doxxing himself, so probably for his own good he's gone.

mr. tegu · 10-24-2023, 10:42 AM

Some of them are absolutely delusional about Allen.

“He is a HOF'er already. He's on his way to his 4th straight 40+ TD season. Let's not confuse Josh Allen playing below his standards as to mean he is now no longer playing at an elite level on average.”

https://www.twobillsdrive.com/commun...s-loss/page/5/

RunKC · 10-24-2023, 10:51 AM

They need to fire McDermott and go after Ben Johnson who has done a masterful job in Detroit

08-21-2023, 05:53 PM
JustDíqLix Banned Join Date: Sep 2022	The Bills take the AFC this seasom Are you ready for some football!? I know I am! With that, I am here to make a proclamation! The mighty Bills from Buffalo will take the AFC this year. For two decades I watched people say the Patriots window was closed, that their time was dwindling, that it was all over… seemingly every time those predictions happened, the Patriots went and won another Super Bowl. A lot of doom talk simply because we lost to the Bengals in the playoffs. Let us not forget that the Bills watched their brother DIE on the field just a few weeks prior. Their heart was simply not in it. If it had been, the Bills would have captured the AFC last year. The Bills have won 2 of their last 3 in Arrowhead and they’re ready to make it 3 of the last 4. Let’s go mighty Buffalo Bills! 🦬 🦬 🦬
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10-24-2023, 07:22 AM	#1667
Sassy Squatch The man you could post like. Sassy Squatch's Avatar Join Date: Oct 2010	Holy shit. Didn't realize they had such a rough schedule left. Taken off that board but it's pretty accurate. The more I look at it, the more I'm pretty sure we are going to miss the playoffs. 10-7 might make the wild card (also could miss on a tie breaker). So we have 4 losses left we can take. Here is our remaining schedule: Tampa - Thursday Night Football is weird and sloppy. Tampa is better than the Pats and the Giants. @ Cinci - Bengals had our number last year, they haven't played great so far Denver - Should be a comfortable win Jets - Already beat us once. Jets D has Allen's number. @ Philly - 5-1 and Super Bowl team @ KC - 5-1 and Super Bowl winners Dallas - 4-2 team, very tough defense @ Chargers - West coast road trips are rough, team has similar talent to Bills Pats - Well, we just lost to them, so we can probably lose to them again @ Miami - 5-1 team, we were able to beat them once (with a fully healthy defense though) Games we should definitely win: - Tampa - Denver Games that are toss ups: - Cinci - Chargers - Jets - Pats - Miami Games where the other team should be favored: - Philly - KC - Dallas
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10-24-2023, 07:32 AM	#1671
RaidersOftheCellar MVP RaidersOftheCellar's Avatar Join Date: Sep 2016 Location: Lawrence, KS	Bills are going to be 34 mil over the cap next year. They're gonna be left behind. Hate to see it....
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10-24-2023, 09:30 AM	#1678
Sassy Squatch The man you could post like. Sassy Squatch's Avatar Join Date: Oct 2010	Well, this time around dude was effectively doxxing himself, so probably for his own good he's gone.
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10-24-2023, 10:42 AM	#1679
mr. tegu Forever Royal mr. tegu's Avatar Join Date: Mar 2012	Some of them are absolutely delusional about Allen. “He is a HOF'er already. He's on his way to his 4th straight 40+ TD season. Let's not confuse Josh Allen playing below his standards as to mean he is now no longer playing at an elite level on average.” https://www.twobillsdrive.com/commun...s-loss/page/5/
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10-24-2023, 10:51 AM	#1680
RunKC Andy Reid Supporter RunKC's Avatar Join Date: Apr 2012	They need to fire McDermott and go after Ben Johnson who has done a masterful job in Detroit
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