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04-16-2009, 09:53 AM | #151 |
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and why would anyone under 30 want to move in with someone from the opposite sex?
I've operated under the assumption girls simply don't poop...and I don't want that ruined for me when I still actually like having sex. I was banging this girl a few months ago and then she started talking about her bowel movements and I believe I deleted her from my phone that night... Steve visited a few weeks ago and hooked up with an old booty call...said she 'squeeked' one out in the morning...gross. Girls are gross. I'm done with girls. On to dudes! |
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04-16-2009, 09:54 AM | #152 |
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FINALLY! The wait is over.
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04-16-2009, 09:55 AM | #154 | |
You think you can get by this?
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04-16-2009, 09:55 AM | #155 | |
a haw haw haw
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04-16-2009, 09:55 AM | #156 |
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04-16-2009, 09:56 AM | #157 | |
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I mean, I used to operate under the same reasoning...but lately I've started piling up a lot of friends that are girls that I have no intentions on sleeping with... But yeah, in the case of ol' rustshack...that girl is already ****ing that guy. I guarantee it. All he'd have to do is sneak in to her place, grab her phone, look through her text messages...he'll get all the evidence he needs. I can't stress to any of you ENOUGH about girls with "boyfriends"...the last two girls I've actually dated HAD boyfriends the first time I had sex with them...and they probably had sex with 150 dudes behind my back as well (and I probably did the same to them)... Life is much more fulfilling when you operate like me...no morals, no convictions...shit, it's my world, all you homos are just living in it! |
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04-16-2009, 09:57 AM | #158 |
a haw haw haw
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04-16-2009, 09:57 AM | #159 |
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Did she carry the picture of it around, have it posted on her locker door, perhaps with a heart drawn around the two of you?!!!
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04-16-2009, 09:58 AM | #160 | |
Time Keeps On Slipping
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04-16-2009, 09:58 AM | #161 | |
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when I happen to have a girl with me in my bed...I can't sleep...I stare...I hate life...I hate people in my bed. It drives me insane. IF I get married...my bed is going to be a double king and she's sleeping on the floor. |
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04-16-2009, 10:00 AM | #162 |
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04-16-2009, 10:00 AM | #163 |
a haw haw haw
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As far as i know no photography was involved just this wacko's mental pic of us in the tub together at 2,of course I'm not totally innocent here there was that time at age 7 we played doctor...
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04-16-2009, 10:02 AM | #165 |
Be Kind To Your Pets
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Lighten up, Francis...
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