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Old 05-19-2014, 11:46 AM  
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I'm on a mission to shit
Five days ago I had surgery.

On the first day I did not shit. This did not surprise me, as I had not eaten since lunchtime the day before.

On the second day I did not shit. This did not surprise me, as the doctors informed me that I may experience constipation.

On the third day, I did not shit. I became concerned. I began eating apples, taking a stool softener, and enjoyed a large bowl of indian beans.

On the fourth day, I did not shit. My bowels began to feel...too full. I drank two large glasses of Metamucil and two tablespoons of milk of magnesia.

It is the fifth day, and I have not shat, though farts are coming profusely and with great force. I took two tablets of Senokot (recommended by my doctor) and downed a large bowl of Kellog's Fiber Plus about an hour ago.

I'm on a mission. To shit.

Please, God. Let me shit.
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Old 05-19-2014, 04:45 PM   #151
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Old 05-19-2014, 04:47 PM   #152
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Old 05-19-2014, 04:48 PM   #153
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I'm not sure why I keep checking this thread - I'm genuinely concerned I'm going to scroll down and see a pic of a bowl so full it's drydocked.
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Old 05-19-2014, 04:50 PM   #154
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Old 05-19-2014, 04:50 PM   #155
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Old 05-19-2014, 04:55 PM   #156
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Old 05-19-2014, 05:00 PM   #157
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Old 05-19-2014, 05:00 PM   #158
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Old 05-19-2014, 05:01 PM   #159
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Old 05-19-2014, 05:06 PM   #160
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Old 05-19-2014, 05:07 PM   #161
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No!

Miralax might make it worse. At the very least, it takes 2-3 days to work.

Never fear though, he drank an entire bottle of magnesium citrate. This will all be over shortly.
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Old 05-19-2014, 05:08 PM   #162
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Old 05-19-2014, 05:11 PM   #163
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I call bullshit. I had to drink a gallon of that lemony shit, 30 minutes tops and you're shitting your pants.
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Old 05-19-2014, 05:13 PM   #164
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I call bullshit. I had to drink a gallon of that lemony shit, 30 minutes tops and you're shitting your pants.
It could take up to 2 hours.
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Old 05-19-2014, 05:15 PM   #165
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No!

Miralax might make it worse. At the very least, it takes 2-3 days to work.

Never fear though, he drank an entire bottle of magnesium citrate. This will all be over shortly.
My daughter takes miralax and shits very soon afterward.


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