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#1561 |
Banned
Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: olathe,kansas
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That actress that plays Ben Stillers girl in "Meet the Parents". She's not a brunette but I want to **** her quite a lot.
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#1562 |
Banned
Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: olathe,kansas
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Also the sunday school teacher at my church is blond and 20 years younger than me and I fantasize about ****ing over on the drawing table. Is that so wrong????
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#1563 |
I'll be back.
Join Date: Nov 2002
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Need an amputee to complete my Halloween costume (Brooklyn) So this might seem strange and really offensive to some but hopefully someone will reply. I have always loved the scene in Empire Strikes Back where Chewbacca has to carry around a half reconstructed C3PO in a backpack because he hasn't reattached his lower body yet. For Halloween I would love to dress up like this. I am big enough and strong enough to both pull off the Chewbacca look and to carry around a lot of weight for the night. So basically I am looking for a double amputee (someone missing both legs - preferably at the hip) to accompany me as C3PO for the evening. We should meet ahead of time so that we can work out the backpack/harness system. There are a few parties that I want to hit and I think we will be the hit of any event we attend. Anyone up for this?
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#1564 |
Cheaterlover*
Join Date: May 2009
Location: RI
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Watching the "CSI" where they spoof "Star Trek", and Liz Vassey dresses up in a yeoman's outfit as well as two sexy 'alien' costumes. Holy crap, I wanna
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#1565 |
Mama Tried
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Missouri
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Art Blakey is good. My Lord.
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#1566 | |
FINALLY! The wait is over.
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: The Future Is Now!!!
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#1567 |
Supporter
Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: On a yellow brick road.
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Fuggin' customer has me all flustered! Now I can't focus on anything!
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#1568 | |
Mama Tried
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Missouri
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#1569 |
Supporter
Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: On a yellow brick road.
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#1570 |
Dammit
Join Date: Mar 2001
Location: Busted Stick, IT
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Posts: 4,161
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#1571 |
Supporter
Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: On a yellow brick road.
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#1572 |
Exasperated
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Africa
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Posts: 1,173
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#1573 |
Cheaterlover*
Join Date: May 2009
Location: RI
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#1574 |
Mama Tried
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Missouri
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#1575 |
MVP
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: nemo
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