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#1486 |
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Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Pond> Me <Barn
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Never needed a 1200 cc penis. My natural penis seems to work just fine, and that's with only one nut hangin' low.
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#1487 |
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There is really a finite amount of time I'll play the "I know you are but what am I" game with you. I've shared a picture of my wife and while I think she's a knockout I don't expect the entire world to think so. But I do expect you to acknowledge she's not a cow such as the challenges you've been throwing out with your "my dad is tougher than your dad" singsong.
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#1488 |
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Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: Parts Unknown
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#1489 | |
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Join Date: Sep 2000
Location: Hollywood, CA
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Don't you know that your wife would be so much hotter if she gained 20 pounds, bleached her hair with a bottle of drugstore peroxide and went to Mystic Tan everyday? Get with it, Dude! |
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#1490 |
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Join Date: Jun 2008
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I would hide your wife from me sir. I have been known to get with older married women before. Its fun sleepin with another guy's wife.
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#1491 | |
Would an idiot do that?
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Arizona
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This thread is more entertaining than yesterday's bike thread.
Person tries to desperately gain the acceptance of a group of people he claims to dislike very much by posting pictures of him with girls at parties, because that's so uncommon these days or something... Person pleads with the rest of the board to post pictures of their parties because he's sure that he's the only person to ever post pictures from a party on the internet, yet when someone does post a picture of his hot wife, he actually says 'barf' to a picture of Pink... really, wtf? ...all while the rest of the board is desperately trying to find Waldo or something, trying to find the smallest things wrong with each person in every single pic, even though they are all pretty attractive. So, everyone ends up being ugly as hell and possibly homosexual because everyone wants to get the last word. Quote:
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#1492 | |
testing ... 1, 2, 3
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: Tennessee
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#1493 |
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Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: Oz
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#1494 |
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Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: Parts Unknown
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I know somebody that got their ear cut off with a machete because they got caught doing that. be careful what you wish for, you might have to grow your hair longer to cover that hole up.
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#1495 |
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Join Date: Jun 2008
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ALso the original pic WAS NOT taken in my apartment. It was at the blonde girl's place.
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#1496 |
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That's hilarious, actually. I've seen the older ladies in your jack folder. I'm not all that worried. Besides, my wife doesn't like the bald - or motorcycles. She's seeking to grow old with somebody.
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#1497 | |
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Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: Springpatch
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#1498 | |
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Join Date: Sep 2000
Location: Hollywood, CA
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He gets ALL the ladies. Machete. He's one pissed off Mexican. Machete. |
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#1499 |
I'll be back.
Join Date: Nov 2002
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I still want to know your secret to killer abs.
Also tell us some stories about really slutty chicks. |
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#1500 |
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Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: Parts Unknown
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